BIGFOOT

[CaptainWacky]

https://skepticalinquirer.org/exclusive/documentarys-devastating-bigfoot-debunking/

Turns out Bigfoot isn't real.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Well that's a real shocker!

 

[Cassie]

HE'S REAL AS LONG AS WE BELIEVE IN HIM.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BUT I KNOW PLENTY OF PEOPLE WITH BIG FEET AND I THINK IT'S OPPRESSIVE TO ASSUME HE ISN'T ONE OF THEM

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

My brother-in-law told me of once meeting a guy on a Canadian hunting trip who claimed to have gotten drunk with a Bigfoot.

 

[Loktar]

Wait....what? I thought Harry and the Hendersons was a documentary.

 

[Dr Dave]

Bigfoot doesn't believe in you either!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he's real and arranged the faked footage to put people off his sexy scent.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've suspected as much ever since all the Yetisports arcade games were never ported from Flash to HTML5... WHAT ARE THEY HIDING??

Yetisports - The Legend of a Yeti Smacking Penguins

 

[Dr Dave]

Maybe he's real and arranged the faked footage to put people off his sexy scent.

Don't tell anybody!

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Mirah]

But check out BFRO!

 

[Cassie]

Squatching!