Bit on the Side 2012

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YAY TOM'S ON!

Oh poo Natalie's on...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't see myself watching it much.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I never miss it! I hope Pete Burns is on a lot again...

(well I missed the weekend game show with Alice sometimes, but they say the Sunday show is now going to feature a psychologist instead, so it should be more interesting and less "hey ho there's Carol's rolls of fat THAT'S FUNNEH INNIT" and such. But I'll miss naked Mark...but maybe he's one of the suicidal ones Aaron talked about so he'll be on anyway, eh?)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Did you see Ben with a preposterous amount of rouge (and in a weird place too)?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I thought it was a bruise. He's a piece of work.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I did see Ben. And Frankie obviously back on the drugs.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, he said he'd marry whatserfat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I STILL NEED A FAVOURITE HOUSEMATE FOR THIS YEAR SOMEBODY HELP ME.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

None of them are making a huge impression yet, this may take a few weeks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I kind of like Deana. Is that weird?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Okay I am watching it tonight SINCE NO ONE ELSE IS ONLINE APPARENTLY.

What the fuck did Alice do to her hair? She used to be hot.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'll watch them later, Ive been off all day.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Alice looks much better this week. Good hair and dress!

 

[CaptainWacky]

BOTS continues to be better this year but loses many many many points for having the Katonas on after the disgusting way they treated Maisy last year (I never forget.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I caught the last half of BOTS, missed the show.

Bendydick knows how to work a microphone, eh?

 

[CaptainWacky]

BENEDICT TO TAKE OVER FROM BRIAN!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We'd never see another clip on the show. He would just stand there and explain & analyze them all for us.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND WANK.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SOLD!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Alex & Harry on tonight, yes?