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BITCH about Dr. Dave some more here...

Dr_Dave gave me frostbite.
 
Dr Dave is a dirty negger.
 
Dr.Dave is amassing a hippie army
 
Dr Dave doesn't even say goodbye when he leaves in the morning.
 
I can't say goodbye since we don't live together!
 
DR DAVE BREAKS MY HEART EVERY DAY.
 
DR. DAVE NEVER WASHES MY HAIR
 
He has to be a doctor. There's been many of times he has put on the latex gloves and... um nvm. pillzlol?????

That was not me.
 
DR DAVE BREAKS MY HEART EVERY DAY.

DR DAVE BREAKS ME OPEN EVERY DAY. FOR THE LAST TIME DR DAVE YOU AREN'T A REAL DOCTOR AND I DON'T NEED A SECOND APPENDIX.
 
Yes you do.

Now quit your bitching.
 
No.

*runs away to Bitchback Mountain*

I CAN'T QUIT YOU.
 
DAVE WON'T BUY ME PRETTY THINGS!
 
No, no I won't.
 
Dr. Dave stole my belt sander. I never knew belts needed sanding.
 
DR_Dave is unenthusiastic about my return. The cad.
 
THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!!
 
Dr_Dave isn't even a real underscore.
 
Naw, I'm just joshin'. There is a lovely rhythm of enthusiasms bubbling under the surface.
 
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