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Black Sails

So like they had all the Spanish gold at the island but then Max trades some of it in for black pearls(????) but no one seems to notice so when the other dudes get to the island they see the remaining gold and think "WELL I GUESS THAT'S ALL OF IT" and then Max is like "ACTUALLY 'ERE ARE ZEEZE BLACK PEARLS I 'AVE" in that annoying French monotone of hers so the other guys are like "Well fuck it we just won't tell them" but then there was a Spanish spy who was like "Actually we know, muchachos" so now they have to make the deal with Max so they can get the rest of the gold which is actually pearls now so they can give it back to Spain without Spain being pissed off???
 
Max doesn't have all the missing gold, Jack and Anne have 1/3 of it. AND ALSO, Max was converting her share of the gold to pearls and gems since she got her share a few episodes ago. Remember when she was weighing it out, and Anne left her there with all the treasure? Max was trying to convince Jack to convert it all to lightweight gems, but he didn't listen or didn't believe the English would take Nassau. Now he and Anne are stuck hauling a heavy ass chest of gold across the island. AT LEAST THEY HAVE A HORSE AND WAGON!

The remaining 1/3 of the gold is what they found in the fort, I think this was Vane's share? I'm sure it looked like a lot of gold, and they probably hadn't inventoried it yet when governor dude was thinking about keeping what Max gave him.
 
How are they supposed to get back all the gold Jack gave to the dumb pirate who kept losing it?
 
They have this habit on Black Sails of having characters talk about what's going to happen then a different character will talk about what's going to happen and by the time everyone's had a chance to talk half the episode is finished and it feels like filler. But thankfully we got the scene where John FINALLY murdered that nerd and I've been waiting for that for a long time! And I'm happy Idelle is getting more inolved in the story. I hope she doesn't die.
 
So is John going to get some ACTION from the black girl OR NOT?

It's amazing that tv has got to the point where I'm bored by lesbian sex scenes.

The action scene all in one shot (or so it appeared) was really good. I kind of like Woodes Rogers so I was glad he didn't die. It's good how none of the characters are outright bad or good.

Will Vane manage to win Elanor over with his cock?
 
I'm not going to look at the Black Sails tumblr tag...

The real Charles Vane's death was less exciting.

Vane's final blow came after his ship was wrecked in a storm in February 1719, separating him from his consort Robert Deal. Vane was one of the few survivors, washed up on an uninhabited island in the Bay of Honduras. Eventually, a ship arrived but, unfortunately for Vane, it was commanded by his old acquaintance and former buccaneer Captain Holford. Holford refused to rescue Vane from the island, stating:

Charles, I shan't trust you aboard my ship, unless I carry you a prisoner; for I shall have you plotting with my men, knock me on the head and run away with my ship a pirating.[7]

Before departing, Holford stated that he would be back on the island in a month, and threatened that if he found Vane still there, he would take him back to Jamaica and hang him. Another ship soon arrived and none of the crew recognized Vane, so he was allowed on board. Unluckily, Captain Holford's ship met with this ship at sea. The captain of Vane's ship was a friend of Holford's, and he invited Holford to dine with him. While there, Holford saw Vane working aboard and informed the captain who Vane truly was. The captain immediately relinquished Vane to Captain Holford, who locked him in his hold and turned him over to the authorities in Jamaica.

It is unclear why Vane was imprisoned for over a year before the trial. He may have been marooned longer than the few weeks recorded, or there may have been distant witnesses to gather once he was captured. Most likely, his reputation had earned the disdain of pirates, royal mariners, and the public at large, and they wanted him to rot in gaol before being executed. At his trial, numerous witnesses testified against him from merchant vessels captured by Vane, as did Vincent Pearse, Captain of the HMS Phoenix, who related how Vane had made a mockery of the King's pardon. When it was Vane's turn to present his defense, he called no witnesses and asked no questions. He was found guilty on March 22, 1721 and sentenced to death. On March 29, 1721, Vane was hanged at Gallows Point in Port Royal.[8] He died without expressing remorse for his crimes. After death, his body was hung from a gibbet on Gun Cay, at the mouth of harbor at Port Royal, as a warning against piracy.

I can see why they skipped the year in jail bit!

At least Idelle's still alive.
 
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