Black Woman wins 2010 Miss America Crown

[starguard]

First we have a Black President, then a Black Miss America, What Gives

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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It was all orchestrated as a way for Rush Limbaugh to deflect all the claims that he's a racist. Also to deflect all the claims that Viveca A. Fox is a Scientologist. And to deflect the claims that the Miss America pageant was a stupid, sexist cheesecake parade invented by leery old white guys who can't get it up anymore.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL, it's on The Learning Channel now.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

I thought they changed it to The Life Channel once they realized people weren't learning anything through their programming.

 

[Conchaga]

Wow, learning and life channels. Two things not commonly associated with TV.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I thought they changed it to The Life Channel once they realized people weren't learning anything through their programming.

Ultimately they just changed it to the acronym TLC without explaining it further. Which gives them cover when they air shows about midgets and Zombie Kate Gosselin.

 

[Conchaga]

Yeah, what's with the sudden renaming of tv channels? Nat Geo, SyFy, TLC, etc?

 

[Elrod]

First we have a Black President, then a Black Miss America

We had a Black Miss America first (in 1984).

 

[Gagh]

We had a Black Miss America first (in 1984).

Yeah, look what happened there. Mike Tyson ate her. Or something. Probably.

 

[jack]

We talking about Robin Givens?

 

[Gagh]

Fuck knows. All look the same to me.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It was Vanessa Williams, but she had to give back the crown after those Penthouse pix were published. But the runner-up who took over was black, too.

Of course, the runner-up who took over is long forgotten, and Williams is a gajillionaire having made hits in music, movies, Broadway and TV.

And the moral, ladies? GO AHEAD AND SHOW YOUR COOTER!

 

[Elrod]

Fuck knows. All look the same to me.

Who, women?

 

[Seph]

...

 

[Gagh]

Who, women?

I suppose you thought I meant black women. I was actually referring to beauty contestants. They all look vacuous and dead behind the eyes to me. Sadly, when they speak, little is done to break that illusion.

 

[jack]

I'm just a jeepster for your love Elrod.

 

[Elrod]

I suppose you thought I meant black women. I was actually referring to beauty contestants. They all look vacuous and dead behind the eyes to me. Sadly, when they speak, little is done to break that illusion.

Gosh, I never thought of it that way.

 

[jack]

You're so sweet, you're so fine
I want you all and ev'rything just to be mine
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love

You slide so good with bones so fair
You've got the universe reclining in your hair
'Cos you're my baby, yes you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love

Just like a car you're pleasing to be hold
I'll call you Jaguar if I may be so bold
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love - oh

The wild winds blow upon your frozen cheeks
The way you flip your hip it always makes me weak
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love - oh

Your motivation is so sweet
Your vibrations are all burning up my feet
'Cos you're my baby, mmh, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love
I said girl I'm just a vampire for your love
I'm gonna suck you

Oh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o wow
A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a ow, wow yeah, vampire!

 

[Gagh]

Gosh, I never thought of it that way.

Sarcasm doesn't suit the morbidly stupid. Leave it to those who know how to use it properly, Bucky.

 

[Elrod]

No, seriously... I had never realized that many beauty contestants may be lacking in depth, and I'm sure no one else here did either. You've given me a lot to think about, Gagh.