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Blair turns to the dark side

Gurk_MacGuintey said:
Affidavits from 17 jewish women detailing your obssessive stalking of them. Copies of the revoltingly adolescent love poems you penned in your own blood declaring your undying love for matzo and jewess menstral blood. Xeroxes of three restraining orders issued against you from this jew girl named Rachel, (she sucked a mean dick BTW). And one video secretly taped by the one jew girl you actually got naked with ... it must have been totally humiliating for you when she pointed at your tiny Irish dick and started laughing uncontrollably.

sorry man
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Item #1: I don't ask whether or not a woman is Jewish if I'm interested in her, and if I'm not interested I still don't ask. It makes no difference to me either way.

Item #2: I don't do poetry. I also don't dispense blood for free.

Item #3: I'm 1/4 Irish, 1/4 Highland Scot, 1/4 Norwegian and 1/4 Dane. And my cock is not tiny; I've been known to accidentally knock hot chicks off bicycles with it.

And don't be sorry, you'll get better at making up outlandish lies with time. I suggest you spend some time in the Minefield to see how the pros do it.
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The Question said:
Item #1: I don't ask whether or not a woman is Jewish if I'm interested in her, and if I'm not interested I still don't ask. It makes no difference to me either way.

Item #2: I don't do poetry. I also don't dispense blood for free.

Item #3: I'm 1/4 Irish, 1/4 Highland Scot, 1/4 Norwegian and 1/4 Dane. And my cock is not tiny; I've been known to accidentally knock hot chicks off bicycles with it.

And don't be sorry, you'll get better at making up outlandish lies with time. I suggest you spend some time in the Minefield to see how the pros do it.
:bigass:
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Give it up, you banged Rachel Weiz.:bwahaha:
 
Oh, that Rachel. Mea Culpa. Now I know why Frank Zappa's "Jewish Princess" was playing on her stereo. That makes it even more funny! :twisted:
 
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