BLOOD SPATTER OR BLOOD SPLATTER?

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe I should brutally murder everyone in this thread in a variety of ways in a series of "experiments".

 

[curiousa2z]

DO THAT AND I'LL NEVER READ ANOTHER STORY OF YOURS AGAIN!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Unless that's how I kill you...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Dexter season 2 starts on ITV tonight. I never did get around to downloading it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You know what to do.

 

[Cassie]

Just a matter of time...

 

[Volpone]

Splatter is a verb. Spatter is a noun. When blood splatters you get blood spatter.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Shit a brick, Dexter's killed a lot of people!

 

[curiousa2z]

lol - YEP.
Do you find it surprising so many MFers love the show?

 

[Cassie]

Actually they are both verbs, nouns, and adjectives, and they are synonyms.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dexter killed Tasha Yar once.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Angel of death!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She should have told him about the rape gangs.

 

[Mentalist]

I always say "blood spatter" twelve times under my breath after I've beaten another prostitute to death.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I always say "I promise this is the last one!" and giggle.

 

[Volpone]

Killing a hobo is the only thing that gives me an erection anymore.

 

[Gagh]

I only murder Water Polo Internationals.

 

[Cassie]

I only murder when I go on dick collecting sprees.

 

[curiousa2z]

I only murder when it snows, or people bump into me when I'm in bars, or when I can't murder Essien and need a substitute, or when people chat through a movie in the theatre, or when I slip on ice, or when a visiting child from next door runs around in the garden, trampling and pulling up flowers and the fat mother sits on her ass watching doing nothing, or when I have to wait in line at the grocery store in Express whilst some stupid slut goes through with a cart FULL of food... erm.....
WELL THAT'S ENOUGH ABOUT ME! READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY?

 

[Cassie]

hee hee!

OMG, DEXTER MARRIED HIS SISTER!