blue tac nose

[whisky]

just made one to fit over my own nose, got bored with that, then stuck it to a can of blue charge (asda's cheaper equivilent to red bull), then commented that the drink had a lot of nose.

 

[El Chupacabra]

I guess you have a nose for humour.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I did that once then the IRA shot me.

 

[Mentalist]

OH NOES!

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH PENISES

 

[whisky]

I wouldnt make a blu tac penis at work, that could be sexual harasment, then they would call for the sexual harrasment verandah

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU could hid it in YER pants and then whent he boss reaches in you shout "STOP TRYING TO TOUCH ME!"

 

[headvoid]

"Its sticky and Blue"

The story of a frustrated office worker forced to perform disgusting acts for his dominating boss. She asks him into her room (sort of made out to look like an office by putting some pieces of paper on a desk) and she shows him her enormous blue tack dildo. he is forced to suck it while they talk about some spurious charts that he has failed to do. Then there are lots of WAY TOO CLOSE UPS of the blue dildo aslslkdasiodadjai

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd watch it (and wank).

 

[Cassie]

me too

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wank?