Bob Dole vs Condoleezza Rice

[Dr Dave]

Who would win in a fight

Bob Dole

or

Condoleezza Rice

 

[Gagh]

The Man from Del Monte.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Condoleezza is a really stupid name.

 

[Dr Dave]

She has bad teeth

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU AMERICANS AND YOUR TEETH.

 

[Conchaga]

Speak for yourself, limey.

 

[FBI parte due]

Bob Dole is sad to admit that he would probably lose.

Bob Dole is very afraid of Condoleezza Rice's laser vision and mecha-battle grip.

Bob Dole's death cannon and ablative carapice would even out the fight a little, but Bob Dole broke them 3 months ago and hasn't got around to going to the garage to fix them yet.

Bob Dole has a busy schedule.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I don't like rice. 10,000 of something is too much, I'm sorry.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

If rice is good enough for five trillion Asians, it's good enough for me.

 

[Ishcabittle]

NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTANT.

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[The Question]

Clint Eastwood is the boxing king of the wrinkley people.

 

[FBI parte due]

NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTANT.

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[Gagh]

Good point.