BODGER AND BADGER NAMED NEW JOINT-LEADERS OF THE SNP!

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In a shock move today, after George "The Animal" Salmond's vicious murder last week at the hands of Zippy and Bungle, the Scottish National Party appointed a new party leader.

Speaking at the party's mountain-top lair in XANADU, Party Spokeman McAdder, and Party Treasurer John "Fake-Rape" Leslie announced the appointment of gargantuan children's TV superstars Andrew "Thistle" BODGER and Angus "Irn Bru" BADGER as the new party leaders.

The new party leaders were then lowered on a platform made entirely from battered Mars Bars & Glasgow fish suppers before the assembled cameras.

A.T.Bodger (Fife East) announced plans to turn North Scotland into a huge brothel for Russian Amputee hookers, and A.I.B.Badger (Kirkaldy North) announced prave plants to convert South Scotland into a Simpsons Theme Park.

Sean Connery was unavailable for comment, as he was wrestling Chris Jericho at Madison Square Gardens for the Sweaty Penis Belt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jericho won two falls to a submission. It was a "two falls to a submission" match.

 

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I hear Supergran was guest-referee!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She was, but Wee Jimmie Krankie, KT Tunstall, Sporty Ness and Heroin Man 48 "chibbed" her before the match with a bag of malteazers.

 

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KT Tunstall - Hot or Not?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hot.

 

[Gagh]

I would. That diluted Chinese heritage = HAWT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've liked her for a while but would never admit so here because she's probably not considered conventionally hot, but now you've opened the floodgates!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

But you've seen her nose, haven't you?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's unconventional!

 

[Gagh]

She's still fit.

 

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[CaptainWacky]

Giant pics aren't really flattering to anyone.