Books

[Dr Dave]

Read them, don't eat them.

 

[curiousa2z]

This is admirable advice.

 

[Dr Dave]

Thank you.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Of course nowadays it's harder than ever to eat books, should you wish to. Apple's phones and tablets ARE NOT as edible as the promotional material makes out.

 

[curiousa2z]

I am - thus far - resisting ebooks. It may prove futile. But you can't beat a good Old School paper book for roughage. Just saying.

You are welcome, Dr Dave.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's why Samuel T. Cogley kept paper books even in the 23rd century. In case he got hungry.

 

[curiousa2z]

there you are, then.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I remember you posting once that you don't buy new books due to lack of space. That's when ebooks are a good idea!

 

[curiousa2z]

that is why resistance is probably futile in the end.....although I am TRYING to donate books I've read to the local library when I'm finished with them. I could be a bit of a hoarder when it comes to books though. It's hard to let them go.

 

[Love Child]

It will be easier when ya think about moving and need to pack up all yer books!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or when your houses keep burning down due to BOOK FIRES.

 

[Cassie]

Or when the book aliens come to take all your books and build a bonfire with them and roast your toes. TRUE STORY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If there are alien nazis, logically they will spread across the galaxy burning all books.

 

[curiousa2z]

well I will never move and when they find the cats nibbling on my rotted (but seasoned) corpse, they will have to push aside huge columns of books and that will make the local news and thus I will finally get the fame due me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'D LIKE TO LIVE IN A MAZE OF BOOKS AND AT THE CENTRE THERE'S A KINDLE BUT I CAN'T CHARGE IT BECAUSE I LIVE IN A MAZE OF BOOKS.

 

[curiousa2z]

Ha! tHAT'S THE SPIRIT!