Booty like you have never seen before....

[jack]

I bet she struggles when you try to fit it in.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Cassie]

SEX, WITH DUCKS

 

['Gear]

Obviously. I have no doubt, though, that if you stick around and start paying attention to the forum dynamics you'll figure it out in no time.

Who says Germans don't have a sense of humor or total command of the absurd?

Good thing I set my coffee down just before I read your funny joke.

 

[vixie]

Oh, you probably didn't even register on the radar of the majority of the MF, would be my personal guess. The fact that none of the mods have bothered to move the thread is a dead giveaway that you're far from shaking the place up.

I certainly registered on yours by the rant you just spewed. Ding, ding, ding....dead give away.

As far as shake the place up. It really wasn't my intent. You just made me laugh me ass off.

Obviously. I have no doubt, though, that if you stick around and start paying attention to the forum dynamics you'll figure it out in no time.

This really gets to you. I bet you don't swallow and you immediately wash after sex. I guess that rules out letting a guy do a cumshot to the face...body!

That may be your personal standard, but when it comes to this board, you'll excuse if I will go by the standard definition as given on various internet sites like good old wiki. Not that it matters much - if it depicts an erect penis inserted into a clearly visible vagina, it

Wiki? Are you serious? Kids don't even use that source since anyone such as an uneducated Twunt like you could write for them. You know just because you prefer vanilla sex and I like chocolate doesn't make my personal standards much different from others. It just makes you sound like a prude. Also, where did I say anything against the NSFW label? Is english your first language?

I bet when you hear the sound of a whip, you immediately think of herding cattle.

Did seeing a vagina and erect penis scare you? Larf!

But just to be serious for a moment here - jack and LC were trying to be helpful, fyi. They merely pointed out that usually, stuff like that is posted elsewhere, so you get the hang of this place. But of course, far be it from anybody to impede your right to post sex in the MF.

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Jack no..LC sure. Did the MF have an orgasmic explosion? So sorry.... Stop fapping now!!!!!

Oh! Thank you for pointing out that grave mistake! I really don't know how TK would survive another ten+ years without helpful newcomers like you! I am certain one of the admins will immediately rectify this issue and make the forum descriptions more clear.

Your welcome.

You can take the tampon out of your mouth now. The bleeding has stopped. Btw: That kind of rant belongs in hs.

 

[vixie]

Who says Germans don't have a sense of humor or total command of the absurd?

Good thing I set my coffee down just before I read your funny joke.

She is fucking German? Cold bitch. That would explain it

Many are cold bitches with zero emotion.

 

[Cassie]

SEX, SEX, WITH DUCKS, SEX

 

[Filthy Whore]

I've had pressed duck before but never sex with one.

 

['Gear]

 

[Cassie]

PR0N

 

[starfish]

vixie, these morons don't understand you

 

[Cassie]

I BET THE PAGES ARE STICKY

 

[Ilyanna]

LOL, seriously? "Flaming" me with sex-themed remarks? Do all of us a favor and grow up fast kiddo, or at least try to do some background checks on your 'targets' if you don't want to come across as a complete and utter idiot.

 

['Gear]

You're looking a little toasty there Ily. She flamed you so good. Don't cry.

 

[Filthy Whore]

 

[Love Child]

More ass please
and
sex sex sex with ducks!

 

[Filthy Whore]

As you wish.

 

['Gear]

Everything is better in Mexico.

 

[jack]

A young gentleman fresh from Thule
asked a woman who'd sucked off a mule
"don't you find that quite sordid?"
"Why no!" she retorted
"In Juarez we're taught this at school"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

vixie, these morons don't understand you

Yes, in the 13 years TK has been around, we've never encountered anyone like vixie before.