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Bored

No nothing, everybody's busy and I don't wanna do what everyone else wants to do and I'm being a brat. I'm just gonna stay home and whine. I don't even have enough liquor to get drunk.
 
Drink some toilet cleaner. It'll knock you out and you'll have a headache the next morning and not be able to remember anything. JUST like the Federation.
 
That sounds like a good idea, I think I've got some lysol toilet bowl cleaner. Or I could just drink some bleach.
 
I could write on myself and then lick it off. Or I could sniff markers, yeah I'll sniff some magic markers.
 
Yeah.. that's the truth. They don't make markers like they used to anyway. And it's a long time till magical spring.. tripping through the cow pastures looking for the happy stuff.
 
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The happy stuff grows in the cow poop! From shit to oooo so shiny! OMG the sun is shining in your hair like a rainbow omg your shirt is so pretty.. I feel like there's too much spit in my mouth, this kool aid is pretty, the shower curtain in your bathroom is freaking me out, I think that frog just said my name, can I sit over there in the corner, is that a leprechaun, did you say something, I just smoked my last cigarette, I think the house is on fire, this is ssoooo fun, man you are SHINY, I like this chair, this is my favorite chair, there is stuff on the carpet and it's moving, my kool aid tastes funny, did you hear that, I think the dog just died, lets go outside, the grass is so green......
 
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