Borg: YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Doesn't that happen to you, like, every third day?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yet he's still not satASSfied.

 

[headvoid]

I just wish they would assimilate a gazelle like species and stop that clunky walk thing.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Umm, when? The Borg have remained essentially unchanged since they first appeared in Q Who, other than improvements in make-up and their ships becoming greener. What, exactly, do the Borg do to "add" the biological and technological distinctiveness of other species to their own? They still just fly about in Cubes, not even "pimped up" with alien "wares". All the Borg drones are still just humanoids who walk really slowly. Why haven't they added the ability to RUN REALLY FAST to their Collective yet? Why aren't any of the drones GASEOUS ENTITIES or SENTIENT DINOSAURS or anything? Why does Star Trek always let you down with its lack of imagination when you really think about it?

Also, the Borg was gay. Or at the very least misogynistic.

 

[Cassie]

I'd like to see a gelatinous borg.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was weird that we didn't see any female drones until Seven. Or did we? I can't remember.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Assimilating the fairer sex would have diluted the Collective, methinks.

(I don't really believe that ^ )

 

[CaptainWacky]

CONSIDERING THE BORG QUEEN WAS A BIG FAT WOMAN

 

[Yub]

MY BIG FAT OBNOXIOUS BORG QUEEN?

 

[The Tomtrek]

It was weird that we didn't see any female drones until Seven. Or did we? I can't remember.

Well Q said that they were "neither male or female", but I guess he just missed the ones with GIGANTIC ROBOT BREASTS.

 

[whisky]

We didnt see too many borg babies after the first one too.

Do you think they assimilated a baby, or the borg drones were still doing the giggidy giggidy then?

 

[CaptainWacky]

There was a Borg baby on Voyager...it just disappeared between episodes.

I think maybe the borg experimented with DRONE SEX.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I remember reading that the writers admitted they just didn't know what to do about the baby, so they dropped it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dropped it on its head?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They mailed it to the NEXUS.

 

[Cassie]

Boxey is taking care of it.

 

[Dr Dave]

They mailed it to the NEXUS.

You can mail babies to the NEXUS?

 

[CaptainWacky]

What would happen if a child molestor ended up in the Nexus?

 

[Dr Dave]

He would never run out of children to molest.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

But no one would really be harmed.