CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Denny: Ah, the new season has started!
Alan: Indeed, for this is a tv show shown on tv!
Denny: DENNY CRANE!
Jerry: COCK COCK COCK!
Alan: Jerry, what's wrong?
Jerry: A new symptom of my Asperger's makes me say "cock" all the time! COCK!
Shirley: Denny, I want some...
Jerry: COCK!
Shirley: Yes. No! I need help on a case!
Shirley's Ex Boyfriend Who Just Happens To Be Opposing Council: MWAHAHAHA, I SHALL WIN THIS SEXTOYS CASE!
Random Male Character Axed After Eight Episodes With No Explanation: Why does Shirley always get the sex cases?
Alan: I don't know, but maybe we'll find out after these ADVERTS!
Denny: DENNY CRANE!
*adverts*
Denny: I AM PLAYED BY ACTOR WILLIAM SHATNER!
Alan: I think the FOURTH WALL in my office just collapsed!
Jerry: COCK, COCK, WANK!
(Jerry beats a kitten to death.)
Shirley: Now I'll use these sex toys while nobody is looking...
(Denny and Alan are on the balcony)
Alan: Denny, do you ever think that maybe the Republicans and the Democrats BOTH SUCK equally?
Denny: Now THAT'S political commentary!
Alan: On a tv show.
Denny: That's what this is, a tv show!
Alan: Indeed, for this is a tv show shown on tv!
Denny: DENNY CRANE!
Jerry: COCK COCK COCK!
Alan: Jerry, what's wrong?
Jerry: A new symptom of my Asperger's makes me say "cock" all the time! COCK!
Shirley: Denny, I want some...
Jerry: COCK!
Shirley: Yes. No! I need help on a case!
Shirley's Ex Boyfriend Who Just Happens To Be Opposing Council: MWAHAHAHA, I SHALL WIN THIS SEXTOYS CASE!
Random Male Character Axed After Eight Episodes With No Explanation: Why does Shirley always get the sex cases?
Alan: I don't know, but maybe we'll find out after these ADVERTS!
Denny: DENNY CRANE!
*adverts*
Denny: I AM PLAYED BY ACTOR WILLIAM SHATNER!
Alan: I think the FOURTH WALL in my office just collapsed!
Jerry: COCK, COCK, WANK!
(Jerry beats a kitten to death.)
Shirley: Now I'll use these sex toys while nobody is looking...
(Denny and Alan are on the balcony)
Alan: Denny, do you ever think that maybe the Republicans and the Democrats BOTH SUCK equally?
Denny: Now THAT'S political commentary!
Alan: On a tv show.
Denny: That's what this is, a tv show!
