Boy am I horny.

[Red Whacker]

Today's one of those days when I just want to pound away at some pussy. Unfortunately my son is here, gonna have to wait til bedtime to fuck my wife like there's no tomorrow.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Fuck her until it IS tomorrow!

 

[Red Whacker]

^I just might, kind of relive that first year of marriage.

 

[Love Child]

Thanks for sharing.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Sharing means scareing!

 

[Red Whacker]

Incredibly enough, I remain horny.

Despite a night of pumping away, I am still yearning for more sex.
I feel like a teenager again, better though because of all the experience gained.

 

[Uncle Cracker]

Fuck her until it IS tomorrow!

He better start at 3 minutes till midnight.

 

[Red Whacker]

^That's only if you limit yourself with man-made time constraints.

 

[bad dog]

Your wife needs to shave her beard..

 

[Ramen]

I want to fuck your wife, too.

 

[missmanners]

Great bump!

(his wife is beautiful by the way, I think I hate her. )

:duh:
mm

 

[Dark Pickle]

PIX PLZ?

 

[Archibald Nixon]

If you charge and don't deliver with her, does that make you a pimp?

 

[Red Whacker]

Thanks to this night of shagging my little princess was conceived, she'll soon be one year old.

 

[Weevil]

Will you point her to this thread one day?

 

[Homosexuality is Gay!]

Thanks to this night of shagging my little princess was conceived, she'll soon be one year old.

Should've pulled out. Facials Yes. Kids No.

 

[Conchaga]

Says the gay guy.

 

[Red Whacker]

Will you point her to this thread one day?

Will I ever pay back Gagh?

Should've pulled out. Facials Yes. Kids No.

I prefer on the belly and titties, but on special occasions I just like to stuff her twinkie with cream.

 

[Weevil]

It will be funny when someone e-mails her the thread years from now.

Yes. Funny.

 

[Red Whacker]

It will be funny when someone e-mails her the thread years from now.

Yes. Funny.

Kind of reminds me about those receipts I have yet to mail out.