Breaking Henoch and The Saint news

[Dr Dave]

Henoch has cheated on The Saint with...

.

.

.

A bag of bananas.

Yes I know this is shocking, but let us step back from this national nightmare and give Henoch the space he needs to work things out.

Good luck Henoch.

 

[Homo Erectus]

At least the Saint didn't try and eat the Bananas.

 

[Dr Dave]

The Saint then did in fact eat the bananas.

I wish to thank headvoid for bringing us this critical Henoch information.

Good job man!

 

[Homo Erectus]

*cringes for the Saint*

 

[Dr Dave]

The Saint did not know amusingly.

Well not amusing for him, more for us.

 

[Henoch]

HENOCH SET TO SUE DR. DAVE & THE ENTIRE TK COMMUNITY FOR SLANDER.

MULTIMILLION DOLLAR SETTLEMENT PREDICTED.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

 

[Dr Dave]

You may have Bick in exchange for dropping the lawsuit.

 

[Homo Erectus]

hardly a fair deal.

 

[Loktar]

HENOCH SET TO SUE DR. DAVE & THE ENTIRE TK COMMUNITY FOR SLANDER.

MULTIMILLION DOLLAR SETTLEMENT PREDICTED.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

ITS ALL TRUE THOUGH. I WITNESSED IT FROM THE BUSHES. THE SAINT IS A FRUIT MOLESTER/MURDERER.

 

[Dr Dave]

Well looks like that lawsuit is dead in the water now Henoch!

 

[Henoch]

Well looks like that lawsuit is dead in the water now Henoch!

NO DR DAVE IT IS NOT!

THE SHAME, THE HUMILIATION, THE BANANA ABUSE...THERE MUST BE RESTITUTION MADE FOR ALL OF IT.

 

[Dr Dave]

You can have Loktar too.

 

[Dr Dave]

I was totally going to put Henoch in the Tisiphone Adventure, now I guess I wont.

 

[Henoch]

I was totally going to put Henoch in the Tisiphone Adventure, now I guess I wont.

No, wait...I may have to rethink this whole thing.

 

[Homo Erectus]

ah hah! I think you may have a bargaining chip Dr. Dave. Throw it away and bludgeon him into an emotional collapse in front of teh jury!

 

[Dr Dave]

I like my options here.

 

[Henoch]

I agree with your terms Dr. Dave, but remember, you said I can have Loktar. AND, I will be included in the next exciting installment of the "Tisiphone Adventure"??!

 

[Homo Erectus]

I will be included in the next exciting installment of the "Tisiphone Adventure"??!

I am SO proud of you Henoch! You're going to make history!

 

[Dr Dave]

You'll be included in this one.

Keep Loktar and Bick if you want.