BREAKING! MICHAEL JACKSON DEATH PHOTO REVEALED!!

[Sarek]

 

[Love Child]

This is amazing.

 

[Conchaga]

Here's another.

 

[Sarek]

That's not Jackson. That's a promo photo for the upcoming movie 'Pedophilia III: The Return of Michael Jackson".

It's the sequel to 'Pedophilia: The Awakening" and Pedophilia II: Attack at Neverland'.

 

[Henoch]

 

[Sarek]

^Relax Henoch. He's really not dead as long as his criminal record is on file with the LA District Courts.

 

[Sarek]

Look at the bright side. In death, Michael will be contributing to society in positive ways that he wasn't able to in life. Like, garden fertilizer.

 

[Love Child]

What? No STFU Henoch? Come on, when did you start adressing him in full sentences?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Look at the bright side. In death, Michael will be contributing to society in positive ways that he wasn't able to in life. Like, garden fertilizer.

He contributed plenty. Just think of all the paparazzi, plastic surgeons, child psychologists and lawyers he kept in business!

 

[Sarek]

Don't forget pharmacists.

 

[The Dork Lord]

AND COMEDIANS!