BREAKING NEWS: Explosion at Funk's Villa!

[Dual]

An incendiary device went off, destroying the guard post at Dirk Funk's villa. Security guard Loktar was badly injured and is now in the hospital. The DLP has claimed responsibility.

 

[jack]

Was loktar wearing panties under his clothing?

 

[Dual]

And a sports bra (size EE), yes.

 

[Gagh]

HAHAHAHAH THAT'S REALLY ORIGINAL AND FUNNY, YOU SEE LOKTAR IS FAT AND HAS POSTED PICTURES OF HIMSELF WITH HIS MAN BOOBS SO SAYING HE NEEDS A MAN BRA IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUSLY FUNNY AND WITTY, IT'S LIKE THE SUPER FLY MAC DADDY OF TROLLING.


Seriously, Dual, you're intelligent enough not be as pathetically lazy & sad as that. FOR A SPECKY FOUR-EYES, ANYWAY, STEVIE WONDER.

 

[Dual]

HAHAHAHAH THAT'S REALLY ORIGINAL AND FUNNY, YOU SEE LOKTAR IS FAT AND HAS POSTED PICTURES OF HIMSELF WITH HIS MAN BOOBS SO SAYING HE NEEDS A MAN BRA IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUSLY FUNNY AND WITTY, IT'S LIKE THE SUPER FLY MAC DADDY OF TROLLING.


Seriously, Dual, you're intelligent enough not be as pathetically lazy & sad as that. FOR A SPECKY FOUR-EYES, ANYWAY, STEVIE WONDER.

Why jump for the low hanging fruit?

 

[Gagh]

Why jump for the low hanging fruit?

Because you're being a lazy cunt?

 

[Dual]

Because you're being a lazy cunt?

I meant, why should I jump for the low hanging fruit (Loktar)?

Granted, I'm a lazy cunt. :S:

 

[Gagh]

I don't know, why should you?

 

[Seph]

shitting on the weak is good for moral...

 

[jack]

I shit every week, and my molars are just fine.

 

[Loktar]

HAHAHAHAH THAT'S REALLY ORIGINAL AND FUNNY, YOU SEE LOKTAR IS FAT AND HAS POSTED PICTURES OF HIMSELF WITH HIS MAN BOOBS SO SAYING HE NEEDS A MAN BRA IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUSLY FUNNY AND WITTY, IT'S LIKE THE SUPER FLY MAC DADDY OF TROLLING.


Seriously, Dual, you're intelligent enough not be as pathetically lazy & sad as that. FOR A SPECKY FOUR-EYES, ANYWAY, STEVIE WONDER.

Or it could be I recently mentioned that I like to wear women's clothes but do so in the privacy of my apartment/home. And gee this is why I rarely mention it and what a failed troll that is since its true. You suck at life and trolling, Dual!

 

[Loktar]

Was loktar wearing panties under his clothing?

lacy, frilly ones.

 

[Loktar]

Why jump for the low hanging fruit?

Why give a fuck about an elitist, effeminate fascist? I at least admit to being girly, why won't you admit to being a pussy?

 

[Dual]

Why give a fuck about an elitist, effeminate fascist? I at least admit to being girly, why won't you admit to being a pussy?

I'm neither effeminate nor masculine; I'm gender-neutral.

 

[Loktar]

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Yub]

I'm neither effeminate nor masculine; I'm gender-neutral.

So, you fence sit when you can't control a situation....

 

[Dual]

So, you fence sit when you can't control a situation....

No, I subvert so that I can take control of the situation.

 

[jack]

This thread got pretty funny, pretty fast

 

[Loktar]

No, I subvert so that I can take control of the situation.

You? Take control of a situation? Priceless.

BWHAHAHAHA!

You're lucky if your limp wrist can hold your tiny penis.

 

[Donovan]

I shit every week, and my molars are just fine.

So one could say that six days a week you're full of...nahh, too easy.