Breaking News: Natalie Portman drops 5 points in latest Wacky poll!

[Hambil]

5 places to number 6. Stunning news. Natalie has not yet been reached for comment but many have already been seen mourning on her behalf. Stay strong Natalie.

 

[Hambil]

One man was heard whaling "How could he do this to her, tonight of all nights, when she has to speak at the DNC before Obama?"

Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Kerry Washington to speak at DNC

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL, Romney gets a senile old man. Obama gets three hot chicks.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Kerry just finished. She sounded smart and informed.

Scarlett is on now. The only channel covering her remarks live is C-SPAN. She sounds like Scarlett, but she's cute. She's giving more of a "hey all you young people, no matter who you vote for, get out and vote" message.

IS NATALIE NEXT????

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Is Natalie even there? They are saying Rep. Gabby Giffords is next...hmm...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No Natalie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Natalie was never confirmed to be attending.

Also she's been lower than number six many times before.