Breaking Tomtrek news!

[Dr Dave]

Tomtrek banned from cereal factory.

What comment do you have Tomtrek?

 

[Seph]

im presuming no comment

 

[Mirah]

I would totally post in a place called CerealFactory. Post. Get it? Yeah not funny.

 

[Cassie]

WHAT KIND OF CEREAL?

 

[Dr Dave]

MICHELLE AND O's!

 

[Mirah]

Breaking Tomtrek News would look like this:

Cassie and Mirah to Fight over Tomtrek in Cereal Isle
(I spelled that wrong)
With lots of puffy marshmallows and soft gooey stuff!

 

[Dr Dave]

HOT NEWS!

 

[Seph]

...

 

[Mirah]

...

I like that cereal too.

 

[Seph]

cereals are like women, sometimes u have 5 open boxes, all totally different flavors other days u got nothing but burnt toast.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

EAT MORE 4CHAN

 

[Cassie]

ALSO, DONGS.

 

[Dr Dave]

and ping pong balls!

 

[Seph]

...

 

[CaptainWacky]

He was banned because the factory thought he was a cereal killer. When, in fact, he's a SERIAL killed (he's murdered eighteen prostitutes and one horse.)

 

[The Tomtrek]

That horse was self defence!

 

[Dr Dave]

Did it try and ride you?

 

[The Tomtrek]

It pulled a shooter!