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Breast Cancer Fundraising

Yub

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I was at the bakery yesterday and they were promoting their breast cancer fund raising dealy. You could put your name on a pink cardboard cutout of a woman for a dollar or buy a finger bun for $1.40.

Then I got thinking about the large amount of pink ribbon breast cancer fundraising stuff there is. All this girly crap is stupid, I thought. Women like thier boobs and it's all part of being a woman, yeah sure fine.

BUT....if there is one group of people who like boobs it's straight men, right?! And this is about saving boobs! BOOBS! Dispense with all the pink ribbion crap and regear the marketing for breast cancer awareness and fundraising I say. It's should be all hot chicks with awesome orbs of delight! There should be a topless cheerleader team! And a calender! And a video! IT SHOULD BE BREAST CANCER: GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE LADS, TIME IS SHORT!!
 
Or the lads donate some money to cop a feel.
 
OR OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF OUR FUCKING HEARTS.
 
MEN CAN GET BREAST CANCER TOO YOU KNOW.
 
That's true! Moobs are in danger!
 
I'd glady let the ladies cop an eyeful of my moobs for breast cancer research!!
 
I'm sure they'd love that.
 
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