BRIAN ADAMS GOES TO SLEEP SINGING THAT FUCKING ROBIN HOOD SONG

[Gagh]

IT'S THE ONLY WAY HE CAN GET TO SLEEP WHEN HE'S FINISHED GETTING OVER THE FACT THAT HIS MIDDLE-OF-THE-ROAD PISS-WATER "ROCK" HAS CAUSED MORE MASS DEATHS THAN ANY OF THOSE BEARDED LITTLE BROWN FELLOWS WHO LIKE TO BLOW UP PLANES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY HAD MORGAN FREEMAN PLAYING MARIAN AND HE AND ROBIN WERE GAY INTER RACIAL GAYERS TOGETHER FUCKING PC GONE MAD WHAT'S NEXT A BLACK SHAFT?!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BRYAN WITH A Y ADAMS ACTUALLY DIED AFTER THAT SONG HIT #1 AND ZOMBIE BRYYAN WITH A YY TOOK OVER HIS BODY HENCE THE LOVE DUET WITH MECHA BARBRA STREISAND AT THE END OF THE MIRROR HAS TWO FACES WHICH IS SOMETHING ONLY GAY GAYERS WITH MOVEABLE PARTS WOULD KNOW EH

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH, I KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT LOL WAIT I DIDN'T MEANT TO TYPE THAT OH SHIT LET ME HIT DELETE OH SHIT I'M STILL TYPING INSTEAD WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, ARE THOSE MY FEET?