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Bridesmaids Dresses

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
I can't believe I'm getting married in five months, that's ridiculous.

Anyway, did you know the chinkies take a month off for New Years so if you're getting married in April your bridesmaids need to order their dresses before the end of November? Well now you know.
 
WoW, congrats, who's the lucky dude?
 
Casual racism is a Laker Girl post. Now I've seen everything!

Do americans really make their birdesmaids wear ugly dresses? They do in sit coms.
 
No, my bridesmaids dresses are pretty. I'm not stupid enough to think they'll wear them again, they won't but I don't care, it's their money.

My matron of honor is wearing pink and my bridesmaid is wearing black and my flower girl is wearing both colors.
 
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No, I'm at work right now. It's slooooooow because of the upcoming holiday and let me tell you, I AM BORED. I have to work a half day Friday too, bleh.
 
No, I'm at work right now. It's slooooooow because of the upcoming holiday and let me tell you, I AM BORED. I have to work a half day Friday too, bleh.

Lucky. I have to work a full day Friday.(9am-5:30pm)
 
Are the black dress and the pink dress the same style? And I suggest you remember what tattoos might be visible:

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(A bridesmaid at a wedding I attended this year.)

My bridesmaids wore these:

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Crap, I gotta get a tux!
 
^^Uh DER!

Yes the bridesmaids dresses are the same style and neither of my bridesmaids have visable tattoos so I'm good.
 
nobody gives a shit.
 
^^More than you. I know.
 
you're having a tacky Vegas wedding aren't you? Will the pastor be dressed as Elvis?
 
It was never going to be a tacky Vegas wedding Chumpski. I was going to get married at the Bellagio but my fiancee and I didn't want to do all the driving back and forth and we couldn't find a decent, reasonable reception hall.

We're getting married at my parent's country club, my former Deacon now Vicar will be marrying us. W00t!

And thanks for caring.
 
Ah, now...my sister had a Vegas wedding. The chapel even had a drive-through!
 
Did she have anybody interesting as her pastor?
 
No.
 
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