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BRILLIANT idea for a special edition Attack Of The Clones I just had

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
You kow when Lucas makes the special edition Attack of the CLones in a few years? He should do THIS.

In the courting scenes between Padme and Anakin, mute ALL the dialogue, and play 'Love Across the Stars' over it. The scenes could be re-edited into a montage or something and John Williams could score additional music if needed. This way we get rid of all the bad dialogue that everyone hates ("I wish I could wish my feelings away") but still get to see Natalie in that leather dress at the fireplace. Perhaps leave the "could you do that Anakin, live a lie?" line at the very end so we know what's going on. IT WOULD BE GREAt.
 
Maybe Natalie could take the leather dress off and dance around a little bit.
 
Well, that would require re-shoots. My idea just requires re-editing of the existing scenes but letting the music tell the story.
 
You're assuming there isn't any existing footage of Natalie dancing nude in George's bedroom safe.

Which there isn't, but there are probably security cam vids of Hayden getting undressed in his trailer.
 
They could just use a CGI naked Natalie anyway.

Then she would match the rest of the film more.
 
Might as well CGI Yoda naked too.
 
Attack of the Clones is a great movie and could be EVEN GREATER with my guidance AND ALL YOU DO IS MOCK ME.

Also, the "blast, this is why I hate flying!" line should be removed, Hayden should re-record his "oh you know Master, couldn't find a speeder I really liked..." line so that it doesn't sound gay, the deleted scenese with Padme's family should be restored, some of 3PO's lines in the arena should be removed ("this is such a drag" isn't something 3PO would ever say in that context) and something should be done about the scene where Ani confesses to Padme about killing the Sandpeople so that Padme actually REACTS.
 
I SLAUGHTERED THEM ALL, EVEN THE WOMEN! AND I WORE THEIR GOGGLES ON MY BALLS!
 
Do you think the Tusken Raiders in A New Hope recognised Luke as the son of Anakin and beat him up for revenge?

No, probably not.
 
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