Brilliant ideas you've had

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe it would be difficult to haul huge amounts of water with them to brew it all day? But I'd love that too.

 

[Volpone]

Drop a couple eggs in the water when you make pasta. That way you have hard boiled eggs for on salads or whatever else you would need hard boiled eggs for.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But then the chips wouldn't stack neatly anymore and all the people who eat Pringles solely because the identical chips feeds their OCD will go rioting in the streets with tiki torches.

They'd thank me in the end.