Britain should invade a small country right now

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OFF TO THE DUCHY OF FENWICK!

 

[headvoid]

I love how the language has changed from "invade" to "annexe" - sounds so much more pleasant. Anschluss anyone?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

As a long time supporter of Moadia (sp?) I am OUTRAGED at Britain's imperialist actions! The fact that the international media has stood by and pretended that nothing at all is happening is just another example of their hypocritical New World Order controlled nature! SAVE THE INNOCENT PEOPLE OF MODIVIA!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL BRITAIN DOES POORLY IN EUROVISION.

 

[Dr Dave]

What about Smellovision?

 

[Loktar]

What about Smellovision?

Everything in Britain smells like arse and tea. So no?

 

[Cassie]

STILL WAITING FOR THE CHEESE

 

[headvoid]

The invasion plans have shifted.

We now plan to burn all the French embassies in the world at the OUTRAGEOUS TITS pictures of our lovely future queen Kate Middleton.

Here is the picture of KATES TIT that is causing such outrage

Spoiler

You dirty bastard for clicking, you deserve this

 

[Dr Dave]

Most undignified!

 

[Cassie]

She has the NICEST TIT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

First they murder Diana NOW THIS! Why did we save their arses in the Vietnam War anyway? FUCK FRANCE. BURN THEM.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Coo!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I couldn't find a tricolor, so I'm burning a Union Flag... I'm pretty sure it gets across the same point.

 

[Gagh]

Let's conquer Hackney instead.

 

[Hambil]

Why don't we see if you can finally conquer Ireland before you go off invading other places.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just steal all their potatoes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why don't we see if you can finally conquer Ireland before you go off invading other places.

Yes, because that went so well the last time.