Britain's got talented sex offenders

[Fuddlemiff]

I loved how everyone went completely silent during her.. performance.

 

[headvoid]

awkward hatred, similar to awkward silence, but different

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope Shabnam finds peace.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

on a digital chabnnel no one fucking watches

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope everyone finds peace and I feel strongly about that so don't mock me.

 

[Cassie]

There'll be peace when we're dead!

 

[CaptainWacky]

There will be nothing when we're dead.

 

[Cassie]

It'll be quiet

 

[CaptainWacky]

You wont have ears.

 

[Cassie]

OK REAL QUIET THEN

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bernard Manning died for this!?

 

[whisky]

No he died because he was a fat twat with no redeeming values

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh yeah, I remember now.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Speaking of which, Britain's Got Talent was won by Paul Potts, whose name sounds a lot like another man with no redeeming values who took too long to die.

 

[whisky]

Tall Tott?
Ball Bott?
Saul Slot?
and the longshot Pol Pot?

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least our sex offenders are talented, unlike the sex offenders of other nations.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Well it sounds more like Pol Pot when Ant and/or Dec say it.

Maybe we should give our sex offenders jobs on TV(since they'll be let out of jail early) so they're too busy to sexually offend. Seems to work with Matthew Kelley.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Matthew Kelly is just unfortunate in that he REALLY LOOKS LIKE a paedo, but he's not one.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I remember a friend calling him a kiddy fiddler way before he got arrested that time. When it happened I thought everyone knew already.

Of course he doesn't improve his image by playing serial killers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You can't help the face you're born with. Just ask UGLY BERTHA.