british comedy awards

[whisky]

Shouldn't it be like, funny?

Also, Luis Spence, is that an act, or is he the gayest person on earth.

 

[Homo Erectus]

I don't know. I am not British and hence never watch anything British unless it is translated into English for me. Or if it has Brad Pit in and then I am not supposed to understand it.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Charlie Brooker won an award, that's all that's important.

 

[Donovan]

I dunno, your boy Ricky Gervais just came over and roasted the shit out of Hollywood. Pretty funny stuff...

 

[whisky]

Almost everything that won, and indeed was nominated were shows I don't watch, I am massively out of tune with current british comedy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I hear that Chaplin fellow was funny. Did he win anything?

 

[whisky]

No, but in a tenuous link Robert Downy Junior did a video link praising the work of Russell Brand.

Like he needs an award, hes already fucking Katy Perry, the jammy bastard.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Russell Brand is remaking Arthur. Therefore, I will hate him forever.

(Truthfully I never saw the genius in him that others have, so it's no big loss for me)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or you could just not watch the remake. The original will still exist.

I liked Brand's bit about Charlie Brooker's new hair. Shame he couldn't actually be there (I thought they were going to say Katy Perry had died or something.)

 

[whisky]

Helen Mirren is playing the butler in Arthur.

 

[Dr Dave]

No, but in a tenuous link Robert Downy Junior did a video link praising the work of Russell Brand.

Like he needs an award, hes already fucking Katy Perry, the jammy bastard.

What kind of jam is he?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Helen Mirren is playing the butler in Arthur.

Why, why has she forsaken me?

(For a huge paycheck, that's why)

Good God, Russell Brand is an ugly fuck.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They showed a clip of Helen Mirren telling him to wash his "winky".

 

[CaptainWacky]

DINKLE.