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I just rolled a cigarette so loose and sloppy it wouldn't even ignite when I put the flame to it, much to my surprise and dismay. It was as though I'd done such a colossally half-assed job of rolling a cigarette that the poor monstrosity wouldn't even acknowledge the flame.
Then I reminded it of Britney Spears and it grudgingly condescended to operate as intended.