Britney Spears theory

[Tisiphone]

She shaved her head because she had lice, and the tattoos cover streak marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Nice.

I mean, lice.

 

[Tisiphone]

I should be working, yet, I have no shows to caption. Therefore, I must spam!!!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Another theory: she eats cats.

 

[headvoid]

She is attempting to find her indian soul animal and was told by her spirit guide that it is a bald eagle. She has taken him literally and is having a coat of many feathers stiched into her flesh.

 

[Gagh]

SHE'S GOING TO SHOOT VENDETTA 2!!!!)_*!_!&!*^&(!

 

[Mentalist]

Word.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WE ARE FAR FROM THE BONES OF OUR ANCESTORS

 

[whisky]

Jim!

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/grace_park/grace-park-pics-005.jpg

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Gross, that kid's head is peeling.

Don't like Grace Park sorry.

 

[Cacophony]

Maybe she thought she became a man.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DON'T BE SORRY...BE READY...