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Going running through Season 3 as I got my nice new region 1 set and Caprica Six comes on board with Athena after she resues HER BABBY from the Basestar.
Trouble is I've just got to The Woman King and arrgnnnnn nnnnn nn now I don't want to continue.
I remembered her coming aboard the ship (and being abandoned by Athena as she rushes off with Helo and the baby), but couldn't remember why the hell she came along. Surely she would have stood better chances of survival with the slightly miffed Cylons, than with the Colonials (as we all know what happened last time Helo got involved with Cylon prisoners...).
You said you just watched it! Or maybe you just wanted to show off your new DVDs with their shiny features and commentaries and menus that make logical sense!
Caprica came aboard during the mid season two parter, yeah, helping Athena with the baby...I think maybe she wanted to be near Hera because her destiny involves Hera or something? So many characters have destinies.
The Problem with The Woman King was the plot basically was:
Previously on Battlestar Galactica: Deleted scenes of a subplot from other shows! I hope you're all caught up!!!
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Sagittarons: Hello, we're Sagittarons. We hate medicine for some reason. Hey, you've gotta come up with plots somehow, right!
Tigh: Also I HATE the Sagittarons now even though I've never mentioned it before!!
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Helo: Colonel Tigh I have noticed that lots of Sagittarons are dying from this disease!!!!
Tigh: Yes that's because they don't use medicine for some reason.
Helo: But I think the NEW DOCTOR CHARACTER GUEST STARRING IN THIS EPISODE poisoned them because he's a racist!!!!!
Tigh: Shut up Helo, you're retarded.
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Helo: Doc Cottle I have noticed that lots of Sagittarons are dying from this deseise!!!!
Cottle: Yes that's because they don't use medicine for some reason.
Helo: But I STILL think the NEW DOCTOR CHARACTER GUEST STARRING IN THIS EPISODE poisoned them because he's a racist!!!!!
Cottle: Shut up Helo, you're retarded.
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Helo: Sharon my wife, I have noticed that lots of Sagittarons are dying from this deseise!!!!
Sharon:Yes that's because they don't use medicine for some reason. FUCK YOU.
Helo: But I REALLY REALLY think the NEW DOCTOR CHARACTER GUEST STARRING IN THIS EPISODE poisoned them because he's a racist!!!!!
Sharon: SHUP UP I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
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Dr. Robert: Hello, I'm guest starring in this episode! I played Senator Kelly in the X Men films!
Helo: I THINK YOU KILLED THOSE GUYS EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY.
Dr. Robert: I hate you Helo.
Helo: Actually guys I have this message from the writers room that everything I do or say this season is right and no one can ever hate me because I'm so wonderful.
Cottle: I'VE JUST RUN SOME TESTS AND GUEST STAR DOCTOR ACTUALLY MURDERED THOSE SAGITTARONS AFTER ALL. WHAT A SHOCKING TWIST! I'M GLAD THEY USED ANOTHER DOCTOR AND NOT ME FOR SOME REASON!
Dr. Roberts: Oh curses curses! I'll see you in X Men 4!
Tigh: Helo I love you can I please suck your dick you're so fantastic.
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Adama: Helo it's the end of the episode now I'm going to make a speech. You really don't have to listen it's not important it's just it's in my contract I have to be in most episodes.
Yeah.. plus it was stupid filler that didn't do anything to advance the plot, except I think we were supposed to guess that this was Helo's punishment for sabotaging the plan to SAVE ALL OF HUMANITY FROM THE CYLONS!!!
Last year I knew what it was all about, but I forgot since then.
I can forgive the occasional crappy episode, I've never seen a series that could get it right all the time.. but I really hate the part where Helo sabotages the virus thingy and then gets off without anyone even being a little pissed. OH YEAH BTW WE COULD BE FREE OF THE CYLONS BUT I DIDN'T WANT MY GIRLFRIEND'S FEELINGS TO BE HURT!
There was only a split second of The Woman King that I liked because they showed an original series shuttle flying past the camera and I get off on things like that.
The "previously on Battlestar Galactica" showing something that hadn't previously been seen on Battlestar Galactica really confused me. I thought I'd missed an episode somehow.