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Buffy Reunion

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
James Marsters: Growing an afro?
Nicholas Brendon: Looks like he was just out shopping at the mall and saw signs for a Buffy Reunion and was like "Hey I was in that show, I'll drop in!" (also yeah he's put on weight but screw it he's still cool).
Michelle Trachtenberg: HOT AS EVER.
Emma Caulfield: Wearing a hat. Very orange.
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Still too thin!!!
Seth Green: Looks like James Bond or something. Very sauve.
Amber Benson: Hiding in the back (BUT I STILL LIKE HER).
Charisma Carpenter: Looks like she doesn't want to be there...


 
Marsters always had an afro, they had to relax it to slick it back for SPOIKE.

Seth Green has become Brian Grazer. In more ways than one.

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And LOOK! Tara has cheekbones ZOMG!
 
!!!
 
Oh Nick Brendon, how slim you are in the comics. Alas, they are only comics.

 
Yeah, Tractenboobies is BLATANTLY the hottest girl there. The others must hate her a little.

Charisma looks like a cardboard cut-out someone stuck on the end.

I guess Tony Head is busy in England eating crumpets and saying "bollocks", but where's Hannigan? BAD BLOOD?
 
Or Angel
 
With the strike over, CBS probably has Hannigan locked in the studio, rapidly cranking out new eps of How I Ate Your Mother.
 
Apparently David Boreannannanaannaz had a pre-recorded message that was played or something.

And Alyson Hannigan was supposed to be there as far as I know...

...but yet...


...she wasn't there.
 
Maybe she was trying to be fashionably late, and was just too fashionable
 
I like how Seth Green is standing in front of Amber AS IF TO SAY "seriously, who'd pick her over me?" That's my interpretation anyway.
 
I'm pretty sure I would prefer to have sex with Amber Benson over Seth Green.
 
Seth looks like he wants to be somewhere else, Nick looks like hes not sure where he is
 
Are you saying that Seth Green is really awesome or that Amber Benson is not very hot because if it's the latter so help me I'LL BE MAD.
 
I'd do him. 'Cause I have the ghey.
 
He's pretty much THE COOLEST GUY I mean check this out:

 
I'm saying Seth Green is really awesome and also that Tara seems to have lost a lot of weight...probably too much. Trachtenboobies is the only girl there who looks healthy (Charisma is orange.)
 
Hello! MY NAMe is Ggah and i say this pfohot that L THE TMPtrkek ha posted and I would likse to shanre my thoughts and comments on the fucjkability of the Buffcety verse cast with KYOU!!!!!!Lckuy npeolple!

So fisrt on teh list is LOL!!! Teh James mARSTERS! LOL Torchwood ahy hottly loL!! Sexy james is anythong as old as 80 (ask Brice FORSYTHE LOL THEY DSHARED A BUIRTDHAY!). James is very sexy because he hs REASLLY BIG HAIR! And men with BIG hair have ENORMUS PENISISESIES! MARRSTER (He should have played TE MASTER ON DR WHO Becuase he's NATURALLY the marssters!) IS clearly playing POCKET BILLIARDS and has his other hand down NICKY BRENDON'S PANTS!!! Sexhy rating is clearly 8/10
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Which leads me onto SEXY TWIN nichols brendon. Nicholas of course is one half of a twin brother (lol there's two fo them) and the other was in taht episode where the demon fellated them both or something - lol funny sifylus he said! Nicky may have put on over 150 pounts since he left BUFFY (LOL who ate all the pies!) but time has been good because he's grown his eye back, and who else can get away with wearing oompah loompah anal beads around his neck???? He's also been good enouigh to wear a big BICYLCLE CHAIN AROUG his waste LOL MASTERS has it round his neck!! don't steaml those car keys. Sexy rating I would gicven BRENDON 7.8/10


THir snm up is the MINE FIELD LEGEND Michelle , TRACHetenboobies. ,Michelle, is still only 17 (she will always be below the legal age required for TEH TOMTREK To gestate or sexor because that is how time happens in Trachtenboobys worl!d!). Michelle is still VERY CHALKY but clearly had a lovley face and boobs. Ewe WE WON'T ASK WHY THATDRESS NEEDS pockets (probably for masters to put all HIS CONDOMS in wllol). Sexeh rating is clearly a t 9/10 AT LEAST.

Fourth IN THE photo. ! US Is EMMa coolfield. Not only is she COOL but she look like one of these cartoos in COOL WORLD LOL that was a grseat movie! I digress. Emma hasd these FUCKING SEXY 1984 "MADONNA hat on. Probably to hid the fact that her HEAD IS THE SAME SHAPE UNDER THE HAT. I would have though she would be stood next to Nicky Brendon seeing as they had sex live on the biffy sat and all that old shit remember ! duh!!! Time has not been good to Emma alas, and she now looks like she's snorted several thoudsand hooters full of cocaine in the last 5 years. Perhaps she had? Still, she's clearly feeling TRACNTENBOOBIES ARSE so that/s a n extra sexeh point, giving a total of 7/10!!
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5TH IN THE LIST IS buffeh HERelf!! Sarah Monica Michelle Gellar Bing Prinze looks great even is she is dfessed in one of Rosie O'Donnells old pop socks from the 80's. Perhaps its EASIER TO GET OUT OF WOOF WOOF! She still looks the same 5 years down the line with sem sSAME WONKY NOSE but at least she hadsn't got a hat, and she'd probably take it up the shitbox so that's a firm 8/10

6th n the LIST IS THE HUMAN WEREPIG!!!! WATCH OUT KEVIN BACK & Keith O'Sutherland!!! Seth "GOATMAN" Green is back in the house. Beig related to Tom Greem n hasn't stpped him and he probably shagged drew barrymore adespite being ginger (andf therefore smelling of piss by default) but he looks dapper in that silk suit - though I hear Seth Green doesn't like slk and that suit is probably MURDERED BEAVER'S HAIR or something because these Hollywood types like guns abdnd abusing animals or something! Sexy rating isn't very hight bcause hes's feeling up Monica Sarah Michielle Gellear Byng prinze Jr there, so 5/10

nEXT ON THE LIST IS wah wah the internet said i was fat i pOSTED ON THE BORINZE i'M NOT FAT i'M JUST NOT A STICK INSECT WAH i'M PLAYING A LEesbian I can sing and write vomcic books tyour know AMBER BENSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amber has clearly beefed up since Buffy fonished by her GETTING SHOT (She's since recovered from death), and looks way fucking sexier in that photo that she EVER did in Buffy itself (LOL SHE WAS FAT AND ATE GINGER WOMEN OUT LOL) so she's a 7/10 in my book.


Last up is Crismas Carpenter. I mean, is she REALLY a carpenter? Those hands don't look like theyve done a days work and her TTS have started to sag and have gone all veiny and shit (perhaps her TITS ave black magic in them like Willow did when she went veiny?). She has clearly beein eating too many oranges because she has a GUT and is ORANGE like an OOMPAH LOOMPAH (OMG Brendon has her ANAL beads around his neck OMFG!!!). She looks like she stole Hulk Hogans fucking suntan for FFucks sake??? Is she gonna Hulk up or is she pregnant or something?? Does she still have those horrible cracked black nipples like when she did Playboy whwne we were all drolling over her thaen she did playboy and everyone was like BLACK NIPPLES and hated her (EVen Josh Whedon hated her after thant ans d she sadi wah wah i want to leave angel abecause I've fucking PREGNANT OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT). She's a bitch so I'm saying 6/10 here.

Ads a group of course it's 10/10 because I'd personally do them all up the arse then jack off in theor mounths because I'm a colosal pervert espaecvially seth green lol wut.
 
Gagh I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
 
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