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Buffy's 'Restless' is the only realistic portrayal of dreams in tv history

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
admit it
 
I admit it.
 
You mean your dreams don't have fuzzy stuff around the edges like in Neighbours?
 
I liked Janelle's dreams about Karl, I'LL ADMIT.
 
^LOL
 
I still admit it.
 
I can't remember Janelle's dreams.
 
She had cheesey soap opera fantasies about Karl.
 
I hate tv show versions of dreams where EVERYTHING is normal, everything LOOKS normal all the characters are talking perfectly NORMALLY until suddenly one of them turns into a crocodiel and bites the main character's dick off. HATE THEM!
 
YAY FOR CROCODILES!
 
I dreamt I was getting married the other day. I woke up in a state of paralysing fear.
 
The other night I dreamed that me and someone else (possibly the Punisher) were cutting Wolverines head off because wolverine had killed and eaten some kids.

We put his severed but still alive head near a mirror so he could see himself and the teddy bear that we cut from his stomach.



Pretty sure I did have cheese before I went to sleep that night.
 
This thread is worthless without a (poorly transferred from VHS copy) youtube video.
 
What would Faceman say?
 
I had a dream last night where Anne Hathaway walked out of a house on my street and kind of floated down the road and went round my back garden then I was watching through the curtains but was too scared to go out and when I did there were other people gathered around her but I finally said something and then Natalie Portman was there with short hair but I can't remember what she did, if anything.
 
That wasn't a dream, Wacky. IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED AND THE GOVERNMENT COVERED IT UP. They don't want us to know that Ann Hathaway levitates around and is teaching her secret to Natalie Portman in various locales around the UK.

At least that's what the leprechaun on my shoulder told me.
 
I think it was a dream really though.
 
CaptainWacky said:
I had a dream last night where Anne Hathaway walked out of a house on my street and kind of floated down the road and went round my back garden then I was watching through the curtains but was too scared to go out and when I did there were other people gathered around her but I finally said something and then Natalie Portman was there with short hair but I can't remember what she did, if anything.
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Whedon would put this dream in a tv show if he was me.
 
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