BULLSHIT!

[Seph]

you need one of those hand heaters....

 

[Donovan]

Aw come one, you all must know I was fucking with you, right? It IS Troll Kingdom after all. I can't resist messing with rabid sports fans. I just can't keep this up with a straight face. You should've seen what I was going to post tonight. It was a comparison study on the number of American mothers who insist their kids play soccer over other sports because there's less ophysical contact and less chance of injury. Then I was going to hypothesize how many Euro football stars spend their oversized contracts on state-of-the art minivans, the vehicle of choice for soccer moms everywhere. Then I was going to mention that Beckham was crying because he realized that even though he lost, Posh Spice was STILL going to go shopping on his credit card.

Anyway, fun's fun but if you rile up soccer fans they riot, so I'll quit now. Wouldn't want to be responsible for yet another burning car incident over there.

BTW:

C2, what wine do you fancy for the match on saturday?

something potent, methinks; a Shiraz/Cabernet blend, maybe - what d'you think? - Merlot's too easy going for what we'll be facing!

The above is not an exchange you will EVER hear during the sport of American Rules Football. It is teh ghey.

 

[keekeen]

The above is not an exchange you will EVER hear during the sport of American Rules Football. It is teh ghey.

No, it is civilized, my dear Donovan. Civilized!