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Burger King propose the "McWhopper"

I like 5 Guys.

We don't yet have In-N-Out here in the PSNW, but from what I've heard they are coming.
 
In-N-Out fries are horrible.
 
When you live in BFE you do not have a lot of burger choices. 5 Guys is about 15 miles from here, BUT I agree with Gear, their fries are shit. The burgers are good, but I could just make one homemade instead of drive 15 miles.

OH he said In-and-Out. WHATEVER I didn't think 5 Guys fries were very good.
 
They're not terrible. Fortunatly they have malt vinigar on hand.
 
The cajun fries at Five Guys are really good here. Better than the burgers (which slip and slide all over the place). The best burger chain here is Gourmet Burger Kitchen. The Kiwiburger is perfect.

"KIWIBURGER £9.25
A GBK trademark since 2001. Beetroot, fried egg, pineapple, mature Cheddar, house mayo, relish, salad". Yum.
 
When you live in BFE you do not have a lot of burger choices. 5 Guys is about 15 miles from here, BUT I agree with Gear, their fries are shit. The burgers are good, but I could just make one homemade instead of drive 15 miles.

OH he said In-and-Out. WHATEVER I didn't think 5 Guys fries were very good.

No, you're right. 5 Guys fries aren't good. Also, our 5 Guys seems pretty expensive on the average. I don't give a shit about free peanuts either.
 
I probably wouldn't mind their fries if they didn't fill half the bag with them. The burgers are good, but yeah. Pricey.
 
The BK activity was a Xanatos Gambit - They couldn't lose.

If McDonalds joined in, they were seen as a legitimate equal in size (Which they are not).
If McDonalds didn't then they came across as sniffy and aloof.

Clever stuff.
 
I haven't had a Burger King in like ten years so I guess I prefer McDonald's (I had one last year, I think?)
 
Agreed on 5 Guys being a pricey.
 
Burger King, where sex offenders can "have it your way"!
 
Yeah that detail kind of ruins the comedy of the rest of the story.
 
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