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BURNIN' PIGFAT!

The Question

Eternal
Banned.
(That's what you smell when you throw a pig in a bonfire.)
 
YUM!
 
Yum?! Oh, you thought I meant you throw the pig onto a grill over the bonfire, right? Nope. It ain't for eatin'. It's for smellin'. And hearin' it squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! and watchin' it thrash around until it gets loose and goes tearin' around the yard setting the bushes on fire.
 
AWESOME!

WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERFUCKING PIGGY BURN!
 
That is terrible. Why would you do such a thing?
 
That is terrible. Why would you do such a thing?

Entertainment?

It's not like its a dog or cat. Its a walking bacon, pork, sausage, and ham factory.
 
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