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Bush sums up his own presidency perfectly

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"You know, I've experienced many great moments and it's hard to name the best," Bush told weekly Bild am Sonntag when asked about his high point since becoming president in January 2001.

"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound (3.402 kilos) perch in my lake," he told the newspaper in an interview published on Sunday.
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The best part about this, the largest perch ever caught was 4 pounds 3 ounces. link
 
all men exaggerate sizes.
 
The man's been gone fishing for 6 years, why am I not surprised...
 
Aurian's right. All men exaggerate size. It's in their blood.
 
I have huge white corpuscles.
 
I wish he would learn to shut up. We still have two and a half years to go until he is officially out of office. If he would just shut up, the time might fly on by.. or NOT! :(
 
He wants to be remembered forever in history.
2 1/2 years is a long time to not be remembered in. I'm sure he'll think of something.
 
I can't wait to visit his presidential library. This should be good.
 
It'll be the first Presidential House of Mirrors.

To be fair, Clinton's should be a petting zoo...
 
Aurian said:
all men exaggerate sizes.
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Women lie about size too, only in the opposite direction. Or are we supposed to believe there's such a thing as size zero? ;)
 
CoyoteUgly said:
I can't wait to visit his presidential library. This should be good.
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I bet it's a box of back issues of Mad Magazine.
 
Donovan said:
Women lie about size too, only in the opposite direction. Or are we supposed to believe there's such a thing as size zero? ;)
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And their height, too. A girl I dated once claimed she was 5'8", fuckin' insisted it, even after a tape measure pegged her at 5'11".
 
Dubb'ya was never all that good with the book learnin'. He was a "C" average student who is now a "F" average President.
 
The Question said:
I bet it's a box of back issues of Mad Magazine.
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Blasphemy! It's all bibles.
 
Caitriona said:
I wish he would learn to shut up. We still have two and a half years to go until he is officially out of office. If he would just shut up, the time might fly on by.. or NOT! :(
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Geogre W. Bush is an Imbecile and a little Nepolianic Wanker that doesn't not only not care about Black people, but also doesn't care about anyone with a differing viewpoint than himself.
Half the country is Democratic (Ok, barring independants), half the country is female, I don't even want to calculate what percentage is Not White, so that leaves the group that sees exactly the way Bush does a small statistical group.
He'd better learn to play with others or something bad is bound to happen to him.

There. Do you think I got their attention now?
 
I think Bush is the bomb. He kills me. The scope is huge. So high powered. I want to rifle through it all again and again.
 
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