Busted

[Yub]

So the Mrs and I are doing paperwork today, the girls were at childcare for the day. The boy was home tucked away in his bedroom playing Playstation. I'm bored doing this mind numbing chore we have to get done, so I decide to divert her attention away from the paperwork but having my hand explore underneath her skirt. My wife's expression is one of determination but neither does she stop my probing fingers.

Eventually her resolve cracks and she gives in to the pleasure I am bestowing. I lean in a little and pull down the front of her shirt, allowing access to her breasts. I'm just beginning to enjoy such when I look up and to the left and there is the boy. I have no idea exactly how long he was there. He was all stealthy and ninja like because as parents you don't take risks like that without your ears being turned up to eleven.

Sneaky little monkey had a huge cheesy grin on his face....

 

[whisky]

You warped his fragile little mind

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And now he knows where little Wookies come from.

 

[headvoid]

At least he didn't catch you wanking.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Presumably, he's already seen you nekkid a lot, since you sleep in the nude, right?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"I WAS JUST CLEANING IT WHEN IT ACCIDENTALLY WENT OFF!"

 

[Lilac]

D'oh!

 

[Yub]

I stopped sleeping the nude ages ago at the instance of the wife as not to scar the children.

 

[Henoch]

I'm just beginning to enjoy such when I look up and to the left and there is the boy.

Sneaky little monkey had a huge cheesy grin on his face....

Your boy is a monkey you say?

 

[Henoch]

Your boy is a monkey you say?

 

[Yub]

Figuratively, at times.