BUZZ_BUNNY vs. SAINTLUCIFER

[BUZZ_BUNNY]

WHAT UP BITCH I'M BUZZ FUCKING BUNNY MOTHERFUCKER!?!?!?!

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING JILLIAN OF THE NORTH BULLSHIT FUCKING COCK INHALING CRAB CLEANER!!!!!!

FUCKING NOOBLET JIZZ DEPOSITORY FUCKING CAN'T TROLL BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING CHILDHOOD TRAMA AND CREEPY CHILD MOSLETING UNCLE BULLSHIT!!!

OH SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU AND YOUR MENTAL ANGUISH AND SUCIDAL THOUGHTS YOU FUCKING WRIST SLITTING EMO HAG CUNTWACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF AND FUCKING FUCK UP SOME OTHER FUCKING INNOCENTS IN A FUCKING TIM HORTONS DONUT SHOP WHILE YOUR FUCKING AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tyrant]

 

[Monolith]

heh.

Pass the popcorn.

 

[Ishcabittle]

omg, this is gonna be priceless.

 

[Sarek]

Tortoise and the hare part two.

Rabbit and the retard.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Damn we don't have Vbookie anymore do we?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Omg. 30,000 points, er or tkarma, or well... fuck. What the fuck ever we have to bet, 30,000 on the bunny.

 

[Midnight]

*falls* I've only got five bucks *tear*

 

[Starship Coyote]

The sad thing is: Buzz_Bunny is lightyears funnier and more interesting than Lucy.

 

[Ishcabittle]

THAT'S RIGHT! WIN ONE FOR DADDY!! DADDY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES, AND I'VE GOT MY WHOLE PAYCHECK RIDING ON THIS ONE!! Pretty safe bet, but C'MON!!! GET THEM DUKES UP!!!

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Hmm seems Lucy's pills kicked in or something.

 

[Sarek]

I think it's a no go. Luci took one look at the bunny’s feral eyes and ran. :shock:

 

[Tyrant]

Hmm seems Lucy's pills kicked in or something.

It's the fear. He selectively avoids certain posts.

 

[SaintLucifer]

WHAT UP BITCH I'M BUZZ FUCKING BUNNY MOTHERFUCKER!?!?!?!

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING JILLIAN OF THE NORTH BULLSHIT FUCKING COCK INHALING CRAB CLEANER!!!!!!

FUCKING NOOBLET JIZZ DEPOSITORY FUCKING CAN'T TROLL BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING CHILDHOOD TRAMA AND CREEPY CHILD MOSLETING UNCLE BULLSHIT!!!

OH SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU AND YOUR MENTAL ANGUISH AND SUCIDAL THOUGHTS YOU FUCKING WRIST SLITTING EMO HAG CUNTWACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF AND FUCKING FUCK UP SOME OTHER FUCKING INNOCENTS IN A FUCKING TIM HORTONS DONUT SHOP WHILE YOUR FUCKING AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That post is written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ass. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. You are nastier than a five-dollar whore getting a shit enema. You're a waste of time, space, air, flesh, and the rectum you were born from, retard. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your father didn't screw a plant and raised a blooming idiot; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if your face wasn't so ugly that visitors to the Ugly Palace pay money NOT to see you. Nah, of course you would.

In conclusion, as your clue meter is reading zero, lets see if this registers: Get lost, faggot!

 

[Grandtheftcow]

We've got a bite

 

[Sarek]

And the bunny Pwns SaintLuci out of the gate!

 

[Ishcabittle]

OMG>

 

[SaintLucifer]

Hmm. Silence from Mr. Buzzy. Most curious. ?????????

This ladies and gentlemen is callled PWned! You people are too easy. I should like anything other than amateurs if you please. I grow bored.

 

[The Question]

Jeebus, Lucy, those roasts were older than... well shit, I can't even conceive of what they might be older than. You're lucky Jack Benny's dead, or he'd sue you for using his formative material without permission.

 

[BUZZ_BUNNY]

GOD DAMMED FUCKING RIPPED YOUR FUCKING PROLAPSED RECTUM WITH MY FUCKING PORK SWORD DIDN'T I YOU SHRIKING VD BANSHEE!!!!!!

FUCKING MS PAINT POWERFUCKED YOUR ARTISITC DREAMS RIGHT IN VIRGIN TERRITORY THERE DIDN'T IT!?!?!!

IT FUCKING FUCKED YOU IN THE ASS WITH A RUSTY PIPE RIPPING YOUR MAN OVERYS AND SPILLING MAN LUBE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PARK BENCH FUCKING GETTING OFF ON THE FUCKING PAIN YOU FUCKING CRACK BABY FUCKING SPILLING MAN YOGART AND BLOOD ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING STOCKINGS AND PISSING YOURSELF IN THE PROCESS UNTIL YOU FUCKING COLLAPSE AND CHOKE ON A GOLDEN RETRIVERS COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FUCKING EXTREMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!