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BUZZ_BUNNY vs. SAINTLUCIFER

BUZZ_BUNNY said:
GOD DAMMED FUCKING RIPPED YOUR FUCKING PROLAPSED RECTUM WITH MY FUCKING PORK SWORD DIDN'T I YOU SHRIKING VD BANSHEE!!!!!!

FUCKING MS PAINT POWERFUCKED YOUR ARTISITC DREAMS RIGHT IN VIRGIN TERRITORY THERE DIDN'T IT!?!?!!

IT FUCKING FUCKED YOU IN THE ASS WITH A RUSTY PIPE RIPPING YOUR MAN OVERYS AND SPILLING MAN LUBE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PARK BENCH FUCKING GETTING OFF ON THE FUCKING PAIN YOU FUCKING CRACK BABY FUCKING SPILLING MAN YOGART AND BLOOD ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING STOCKINGS AND PISSING YOURSELF IN THE PROCESS UNTIL YOU FUCKING COLLAPSE AND CHOKE ON A GOLDEN RETRIVERS COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FUCKING EXTREMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

I suppose I should have some sympathy for your handicap. You are obviously paralyzed from the neck up. You wouldn't know a clue if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced 'I AM A CLUE'. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? To quote Thomas Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."

You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter; if your weren't so fat that you look like The Michelin Man man on steroids, or if your face wasn't the strongest form of natural contraception available. No, come to think of it, you would.

Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor, take a fatal overdose of your medication.

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And the bunny pwns Luci again!

Damn folks, it's 2/0 in the bunny's favor and Luci's going the tail end of nowhere!
 
FAGGOTY BUTT FUCKING PUSSIES LIKE YOU FUCKING IMAGE TROLL YOU FUCKING NOOBLET COCK INHALING CHINESE STATE CHILD FACTORY WORKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING WANKING OFF TO FUCKING BUDDIST INSECTOID THOMAS BRACKETT REED SLASH FANTASY BULLSHIT FUCKING TENTACLE RAPE PORN WITH YOUR STUPID CUNT MOMS FLAPJACK TITS BEING MILKED BY FUCKING MACHINES AND BEING FED BY YOUR PUSSY SAUCE WHILE A FUCKING PRAYING MANTIS UNLOADS HIS STD GREEN JIZZ ALL OVER YOUR MAN UDDERS WHILE FUCKING DWARFS LAP IT OFF YOUR ASS WHILE FURIOUSLY FISTING AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS FUCKING EXTREMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
BUZZ_BUNNY said:
FAGGOTY BUTT FUCKING PUSSIES LIKE YOU FUCKING IMAGE TROLL YOU FUCKING NOOBLET COCK INHALING CHINESE STATE CHILD FACTORY WORKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING WANKING OFF TO FUCKING BUDDIST INSECTOID THOMAS BRACKETT REED SLASH FANTASY BULLSHIT FUCKING TENTACLE RAPE PORN WITH YOUR STUPID CUNT MOMS FLAPJACK TITS BEING MILKED BY FUCKING MACHINES AND BEING FED BY YOUR PUSSY SAUCE WHILE A FUCKING PRAYING MANTIS UNLOADS HIS STD GREEN JIZZ ALL OVER YOUR MAN UDDERS WHILE FUCKING DWARFS LAP IT OFF YOUR ASS WHILE FURIOUSLY FISTING AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS FUCKING EXTREMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That post is written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ass. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

I used to think that you were a gibbering idiot. Now, after reading your latest post, I have a much lower opinion of you. Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? You are nastier than a five-dollar whore getting a shit enema. You're a waste of time, space, air, flesh, and the rectum you were born from, retard. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face that people rub tree branches on to make ugly sticks. Nah, of course you would.

In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.

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