Cacophony needs a man

[Grandtheftcow]

Sadly it seems love could not blossom for Cacophony and Lord Raffles so now Cacophony needs some quickly regrettable rebound action from the TK dating pool.

So far we know Cacophony is in her late teens, is most likely a girl, enjoys the romantic company of over the top inflated trolls, and since she hooked up with Raffles we can assume she's lonely and desperate for attention.

Any volunteers?

 

[Cacophony]

Moo

 

[Grandtheftcow]

I'm automatically disqualified BTW cause I started the thread so no moo

 

[The Dork Lord]

Cacophony already broke my heart once.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Cacophony already broke my heart once.

Oh wow she certainly gets around then.

 

[Cacophony]

Cacophony already broke my heart once.

I did?

 

[jack]

Are you a size queen?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I did?

And now she doesn't even remember!

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Are you a size queen?

Have her take this test.

 

[Sarek]

I'm automatically disqualified BTW cause I started the thread so no moo

Not to mention the fact that he's a cow and that shit is only legal in Europe. And Arkansas.

 

[Cacophony]

Have her take this test.

Your Score: Average Cool Girl

You Rode The Big One! You're 13% Ultimate Size-Queen and 18 Compatible with a sensitive well-hung man!!

You like your men bigger than average but the thought of a genuine 8" or more is still a little frightening. But you could be, as the header says, very cool. [If you strongly agree or disagree with your result, have any extra questions for or about the test, or just want to chat, please message me and I guarantee a reply]

I'm not too sure about that

 

[VKD]

I'll need to see pix of Cacophony before I decide.

 

[Sarek]

I'll need to see pix of Cacophony before I decide.

You're out of the running. Come back and try again AFTER you hit puberty.

 

[Lord Raffles]

...is someone jumping on my drama?

 

[Sarek]

I don't think you have anything ANYONE is interested in jumping on Ruffles.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

...is someone jumping on my drama?

No just your ex there

 

[Cacophony]

...is someone jumping on my drama?

Get the fuck out.

This is a thread dedicated to ME.

 

[bad dog]

She is comming over to my house for the 4th, im going to get some of that fine young ass.

 

[Lilac]

I thought they just made that stuff illegal in Washington, bad dog

Hey Cacophony-- I'll trim the lilac bushes

 

[Cacophony]

Oh dear