Cacophony needs a man

[The Dork Lord]

Mucho Chupos back!

Perhaps we'll see a karma comment thread renaissance?

 

[Lord Raffles]

is raffles threatening to post AIM logs AGAIN? This gets so old.

It could be worse, I could be fat.

 

[Lord Foil1212]

The ladies tell me they love to play with my damn sexy stomach.

(I predict a gross picture of a gross chick captioned "this one?")

 

[Grandtheftcow]

It could be worse, I could be fat.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Sadly it seems love could not blossom for Cacophony and Lord Raffles so now Cacophony needs some quickly regrettable rebound action from the TK dating pool.

So far we know Cacophony is in her late teens, is most likely a girl, enjoys the romantic company of over the top inflated trolls, and since she hooked up with Raffles we can assume she's lonely and desperate for attention.

Any volunteers?

CACOPHONY IS a man.

 

[VKD]

 

[Lord Raffles]

The ladies tell me they love to play with my damn sexy stomach.

(I predict a gross picture of a gross chick captioned "this one?")

...cry me a river...

 

[Cacophony]

CACOPHONY IS a man.

And you're the Queen of England

 

[El Machorro]

I'm only back because I heard you need a man.
I was going to have my dual approach you but all he wanted to do was tell dysfunctional childhood stories.
Here are some songs that represent...my intentions.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXEpLsooMJ0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QCZ_bv9aLc&mode=related&search=
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTQMkojCqAA&mode=related&search=
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsxf7JxY4Jw&mode=related&search=

 

[Cacophony]

So I was right

 

[Cacophony]

Man, I love being right

 

[The Dork Lord]

He wuvs u!

 

[C-40]

Cacophony needs a man

Any volunteers?

What you gonna do "Cacophony" when I bend the block (Bend the block). Pull up on that ass in a brand new drop (Brand new drop). Speakers on blast with tremendous knock ('Mendous knock). TV's in the dash, rims just won't stop
Bitch! You need to be down with a pimp like me. I aint turning down nothing but my collar, you see. I'm a leave you with my number, you should hollar at me. Cuz I'm a baller, can't nobody hustle harder than me.

Ho! I been shaking, sticking and moving tryna to get you and that booty. Tryna get to you and that booty. Tryna get to you and that booty.

But no! Hell no! I'll pass on that ass. Sorry "Cacophony"

 

[The Dork Lord]

^Weak ass rhymes^

 

[El Machorro]

So I was right

Right, tight, and out of sight....
If loving you is wrong I dont wanna be right.

 

[Dershocka]

I walk off for a few days, and look what happens...

What DID happen exactly?

 

[Cacophony]

To sum things up Shocka, Raffles is a cunt.

Blackfoot - Rap sucks. Fuck off.

 

[The Dork Lord]

What you gonna do "Cacophony" when I bend the block (Bend the block). Pull up on that ass in a brand new drop (Brand new drop). Speakers on blast with tremendous knock ('Mendous knock). TV's in the dash, rims just won't stop
Bitch! You need to be down with a pimp like me. I aint turning down nothing but my collar, you see. I'm a leave you with my number, you should hollar at me. Cuz I'm a baller, can't nobody hustle harder than me.

Ho! I been shaking, sticking and moving tryna to get you and that booty. Tryna get to you and that booty. Tryna get to you and that booty.

But no! Hell no! I'll pass on that ass. Sorry "Cacophony"

Weak ass shit for real what's the deal? Blackfoot appeal is nil
While Pickle seals the deal yo hummer's spinnin wheels
Tires squeel yo film just skipped a reel under my heel Pickle's meal

Hamsta time just smashed your rhyme I'm a mastermind
Master of dissaster to blast yo mind The Dick Daster kind
Careful NAP you don't fall behind haveta hit rewind to soak
Up these lines the time to be kind died the day I smacked Nap's behind

Pickle Pimp laid it out simple popped ya ass like a pimple
Yo weak ass shit would't raise a dimple Pickle pimped like a chimp
Where's the fuggin beatbox? or yo fake street talk? you couldn't
pull a drive-by on petemoss skulls thicker n sheet rocks
try some detox you cut fish you don't beat cops

 

[Malarky]

CACOPHONY IS a man.

And you're a shit-wiper.
Wait, you ARE a shit-wiper.

Dammit, sorry Cacophony

 

[Malarky]

Let's see... I have a shiny new clarinet for Cacophony...