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Cait Suspended from EI

EnglishRose said:
I'm watchin', but I don't see any stripping - all talk and no action.

Mark: I've been a little busy today...traveling from Dallas to El Paso.
You wouldn't want me to strip and run would ya? I want you to get the FULL EFFECT! :devious: You know the FULL EFFECT, don't you? It's not something a person experiences everyday, but something one craves after one experiences it.

I'll get back to the stripping...but not until I'm ready to give you the total package. :blush: I've also gotta figure out how to not break some major Internet laws when I do it for ya. :|
 
DarthSikle said:
I'm a shithead: D'uh. Better make sure people know that I am the one posting in my own post.

Mark: Uh...you said it, Shitsikle, I mean uh, Darkshitty...uh, I mean,...no, I actually do mean SHITSIKLE. :P
I certainly wouldn't want people to mistake my posts, for yours...although I'm certain when people saw how long and well-crafted my post was, they'd know it certainly couldn't be your stub.

Why is it you guys (at least some of you) are so...uh...what's the word/s for it? Confrontational? Combative? Painstakingly nerdy? Obviously wimpy cause you're tryin' to act too tough? Why are you always makin' up for your obviousshortcomings with your macho-sounding words of testosterone-induced delusions of grandeur?
lol...Well...I won't go there/I]. I'll let you handle that lil' matter all by yourselves. I wouldn't embarrass you too much by puttin' the spotlight on that for too long.
Pee Wee's big adventure...lol Don't strain your brain, or whatever you use to think with too much trying to reply to this post...you'll just get yourself in deeper than a Pee Wee like you has ever been before.
 
Mark said:
Mark: Uh...you said it, Shitsikle, I mean uh, Darkshitty...uh, I mean,...no, I actually do mean SHITSIKLE. :P
I certainly wouldn't want people to mistake my posts, for yours...although I'm certain when people saw how long and well-crafted my post was, they'd know it certainly couldn't be your stub.

Uh-oh, you just pissed off Darthsikle...

Why is it you guys (at least some of you) are so...uh...what's the word/s for it? Confrontational? Combative? Painstakingly nerdy? Obviously wimpy cause you're tryin' to act too tough? Why are you always makin' up for your obviousshortcomings with your macho-sounding words of testosterone-induced delusions of grandeur?

It's something that any good Klingon should know. It's the right of passage. Baptism by fire, if you will. Sometimes, that baptism never ends depending on how big of an ass the noob is. There are nerds on TK? As for the rest, many have heard it many times over by others before you. Ineffective. You will need new material. ;)

lol...Well...I won't go there/I]. I'll let you handle that lil' matter all by yourselves. I wouldn't embarrass you too much by puttin' the spotlight on that for too long.
Pee Wee's big adventure...lol Don't strain your brain, or whatever you use to think with too much trying to reply to this post...you'll just get yourself in deeper than a Pee Wee like you has ever been before.


I give you credit for trying. Welcome to Troll Kingdom, Mark. :D Enjoy your stay. :)
 
Mark said:
Mark: Uh...you said it, Shitsikle, I mean uh, Darkshitty...uh, I mean,...no, I actually do mean SHITSIKLE. :P
I certainly wouldn't want people to mistake my posts, for yours...although I'm certain when people saw how long and well-crafted my post was, they'd know it certainly couldn't be your stub.

Why is it you guys (at least some of you) are so...uh...what's the word/s for it? Confrontational? Combative? Painstakingly nerdy? Obviously wimpy cause you're tryin' to act too tough? Why are you always makin' up for your obviousshortcomings with your macho-sounding words of testosterone-induced delusions of grandeur?
lol...Well...I won't go there/I]. I'll let you handle that lil' matter all by yourselves. I wouldn't embarrass you too much by puttin' the spotlight on that for too long.
Pee Wee's big adventure...lol Don't strain your brain, or whatever you use to think with too much trying to reply to this post...you'll just get yourself in deeper than a Pee Wee like you has ever been before.


Confrontational? Yep.

Combative? You betcha.

Painstakingly nerdy? Debatable. I've got a master's degree and have taken the hardest classes available to me at work, and passed them with flying colors. So, you can say that I'm "nerdy" in a sense.

Obviously wimpy? Nope. Sorry, you struck out on that one.

See, breaking out the "all trolls are antisocial nerds that are wimps and they take out their aggressions online because they can't relate to a person IRL" just shows how much you don't fucking know about us, and why we do what we do. Has it ever occured that maybe were pissed off for a very specific reason, and do what we do because were pissed?

I post at other boards. I don't troll on them. Why? Because they have clear cut rules about what they expect from me as a member. EI doesn't. They pick and choose what they want to warn on, and pick and choose who they will warn. They play favorites. This dates back to before EI even existed, to the days when it was SlipstreamBBS. And, seeing whats currently going on over there, it isn't going to change anytime soon.

Now. You can come over here with your annoying little posting quirks, calling us all wimps and flame us with your half-assed flames, but don't expect to get anywhere because you are a lightweight. You don't know anything about us. You don't know why we do what we do. And, from what I've seen, you haven't even attempted to find out why. Which is cool. Other people are here to spam, be annoying, whatever. But, at least they have the sense to leave the trolling to the professionals and stay out of our way when we are on a rampage.
 
RobL said:
Confrontational? Yep.

Combative? You betcha.

Painstakingly nerdy? Debatable. I've got a master's degree and have taken the hardest classes available to me at work, and passed them with flying colors. So, you can say that I'm "nerdy" in a sense.

Obviously wimpy? Nope. Sorry, you struck out on that one.

See, breaking out the "all trolls are antisocial nerds that are wimps and they take out their aggressions online because they can't relate to a person IRL" just shows how much you don't fucking know about us, and why we do what we do. Has it ever occured that maybe were pissed off for a very specific reason, and do what we do because were pissed?

I post at other boards. I don't troll on them. Why? Because they have clear cut rules about what they expect from me as a member. EI doesn't. They pick and choose what they want to warn on, and pick and choose who they will warn. They play favorites. This dates back to before EI even existed, to the days when it was SlipstreamBBS. And, seeing whats currently going on over there, it isn't going to change anytime soon.

Now. You can come over here with your annoying little posting quirks, calling us all wimps and flame us with your half-assed flames, but don't expect to get anywhere because you are a lightweight. You don't know anything about us. You don't know why we do what we do. And, from what I've seen, you haven't even attempted to find out why. Which is cool. Other people are here to spam, be annoying, whatever. But, at least they have the sense to leave the trolling to the professionals and stay out of our way when we are on a rampage.

Mark: I am here to find out what this place is about. I haven't attempted a flame...yet. I really don't plan to hang out here too often, but at least I am interested in what makes you all tick.
 
Mark said:
Mark: I am here to find out what this place is about. I haven't attempted a flame...yet. I really don't plan to hang out here too often, but at least I am interested in what makes you all tick.
The watch I swallowed as a kid does it for me.
 
Mark said:
Mark: Gee, I feel so priviledged. If you were older, or smarter than I am, I might consider your tip...but since you're neither, I'll remain myself till I get a better tip. :laugh: :P

You do realize that you are basically saying "Yes, I am a wussy" here, right?? Because he isn't old enough to point out you should get a pair, you will remain a pansy until someone older tells you to...

I'm 33 and I'll wager smarter than you...so get a set already.

If I'm not old enough, someone call in Friday to school the dipshit.

Oh, and the name thing just makes you look like a retard. A big one.
 
If you want to see what TK is, I would suggest looking at other forums besides this one. Except for the last three. Don't waste your time with the Day-Cared, or the spammers. Ignore fools like "Satan Mcevil", "Paladin", and "Lord Raffles". That's my good deed of the month. Trust me, you're welcome. ;)
 
Tamar_Garish said:
You do realize that you are basically saying "Yes, I am a wussy" here, right?? Because he isn't old enough to point out you should get a pair, you will remain a pansy until someone older tells you to...

I'm 33 and I'll wager smarter than you...so get a set already.

If I'm not old enough, someone call in Friday to school the dipshit.

Oh, and the name thing just makes you look like a retard. A big one.


Hehe, we are of an age my dear... 33 here too. ;)

BTW I can spell privileged...

Does that make me smarter? Doubtful, but it's a good place to start. ;)

Great post Tamar, my admiration for you grows.
 
RobL said:
Confrontational? Yep.

Combative? You betcha.

Painstakingly nerdy? Debatable. I've got a master's degree and have taken the hardest classes available to me at work, and passed them with flying colors. So, you can say that I'm "nerdy" in a sense.

Obviously wimpy? Nope. Sorry, you struck out on that one.

See, breaking out the "all trolls are antisocial nerds that are wimps and they take out their aggressions online because they can't relate to a person IRL" just shows how much you don't fucking know about us, and why we do what we do. Has it ever occured that maybe were pissed off for a very specific reason, and do what we do because were pissed?

I post at other boards. I don't troll on them. Why? Because they have clear cut rules about what they expect from me as a member. EI doesn't. They pick and choose what they want to warn on, and pick and choose who they will warn. They play favorites. This dates back to before EI even existed, to the days when it was SlipstreamBBS. And, seeing whats currently going on over there, it isn't going to change anytime soon.

Now. You can come over here with your annoying little posting quirks, calling us all wimps and flame us with your half-assed flames, but don't expect to get anywhere because you are a lightweight. You don't know anything about us. You don't know why we do what we do. And, from what I've seen, you haven't even attempted to find out why. Which is cool. Other people are here to spam, be annoying, whatever. But, at least they have the sense to leave the trolling to the professionals and stay out of our way when we are on a rampage.

Mark: Actually, I came here in response to words being said about me here...
Glammour Boy said:
What's wrong with our boy MarK?
Homeschooled or just plain annoying?

Oh, btw, I can spell privileged, but I often misspell it along with other words.
 
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