CAIT TODD CAME BACK FROM T3H DEADNESS AND HIT RIVER TAM WITH THE STUNNER

[Conchaga]

He sure is fat.

 

[The Question]

Fat-people-pooch-groin is a sin against human eyeballses.

 

[Conchaga]

I saw a little old lady the other day with her shorts pulled up so high that she had camel toe and a belt just below her tits. It was appalling.

 

[The Question]

I'll bet many a midget died howling and twitching that day.

 

[Conchaga]

The funnier part to this is that I saw her in a Taco Bell.

 

[The Question]

^^The Midget Slayer, you mean?

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL RICKY GERVAIS WILL BE ARROGANT IN THIS THREAD

 

[headvoid]

I saw a little old lady the other day with her shorts pulled up so high that she had camel toe and a belt just below her tits. It was appalling.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THIS IS NOT WHAT CAIT TOOD HAD IN MIND

 

[Ishcabittle]

That woman's right shexy...

 

[headvoid]

I cant stop looking at her trousers - like what do they have pockets for? What could you get in them apart from perhaps a very thin postage stamp with no glue on?

 

[The Question]

Someone might vomit at the sight of her and get a molecule or two of yarf into a pocket.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OY VEY WHAT HATH EGGS WROUGHT?

 

[The Question]

River Tam killed the girl on LazyTown and stole her pink wig then glued it to her kung-fu crotch and danced around nekkid pretending she had mutant pubes omg wupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwup (that's sort of similar to the sound it made)

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[The Question]

OMG NOPE NOT HARDLY SHE JUST SNUCK UP AND DID IT AGAIN OH NOES?!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OH NOES A YULETIDE STUNNER

 

[The Question]

baow be4 t3h thread etnernal whoop whoop

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THIS MUST REACH 10,000 POSTS FIRST YES.

 

[The Question]

"THWAP!!!" said Cait Todd's rotten left titty to River Tam's chin.