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CAIT TODD CAME BACK FROM T3H DEADNESS AND HIT RIVER TAM WITH THE STUNNER

You're right of course.

THE QUESTION IS THE ANSWER!
 
Exactly THREE GORAMN YEARS I've been waiting for someone to put that one together. Yeesh.
 
It's the magic wand. You wouldn't believe the shit I can do all of a sudden.
 
You know, it's funny I've never needed tarot cards or anything like that to do divination shit. I just kinda say it and WHAMMO! There it is. Not outlandish shit, mind, like lottery winning or anything like that, but just calling the weather, telling people how shit's gonna turn out, un-haunting haunted places, and the like.
 
Me too. I used to give rune readings and do numerology, but now I find I can tell people shit that they need to know in casual conversation.
 
I've also un-pregnant-ed at least three different women who were worried on account of missing their periods for different (abnormally lengthy) periods of time. Those weren't so much divination as just sort of "deciding", though.
 
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I can make little kids' noses disappear. They love that shit.
 
I'm proud of it. Sort of. Well, not really.
 
ummmmmmummmmmmmemmmmmmmmmammmmmmmmmROFFLEPOPZ!
 
I am a great defaulter, my dear Sir, in our correspondence, but prostrate health rarely permits me to write; and, when it does, matters of business imperiously press their claims. I am getting better however, slowly, swelled legs being now the only serious symptom, and these, I believe, proceed from extreme debility. I can walk but little; but I ride 6. or 8. miles a day without fatigue; and within a few days, I shall endeavor to visit my other home, after a twelve month's absence from it. Our University, 4 miles distant, gives me frequent exercise, and the oftener as I direct it's architecture. It's plan is unique, and it is becoming an object of curiosity for the traveller.
 
nnnnnnNNNNEHHHHH KITTYTHISISMAHPOTPAHHH!!!
 
WHOOMP! THERE'S HER TITZES!
 
Today, this thread celebrates its ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY omgpoopexplosion
 
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