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Calum Best

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
So his dad was famous and he's dated famous people and he's ?????????

(Probably won't be a dick at least.)
 
Hey, he was on LOVE ISLAND.
 
He seems nice enough, though it probably helps there are no alpha male competitors. He has an interesting story to tell, at least.
 
Came third. :sarek:
 
Well this season went to crap in record time.
 
At least he didn't win!
 
Given the choice of the Top 3, I'd rather he have won.

Pricey was boring.
 
He was hardly Mister Entertainment himself!
 
Yeah but he spoke up. I mean, I don't remember one noteworthy thing KatieP did or said. She came in and hung out for a few weeks.

At least I remember Calum for a few choice scenes.
 
I always felt his main use was as a security bloke to break things up if it ever got physical. In terms of celebrity status, I'm not really sure what his role is supposed to be. Messed up socialite child of a famous person? Anything else?
 
"The stud they put in isn't really doing much" - Alicia
 
She was right. I think the only time I saw him with his shirt off was briefly on the last show while he was shaving in the bathroon, and even then we only saw his tatted-up back. He was entirely too clothed at all times. At least we got to see Kav's morning wood...
 
Ew. Glad I missed that "highlight".
 
Emma even showed a stillframe capture of it in his exit interview and asked if it was for real.

(It was still in his boxers but very prominent)
 
So his dad was famous and he's dated famous people and he's ?????????

(Probably won't be a dick at least.)

If he'd been a girl or an older male housemate he would have been calld a "boring fence-sitter" and been evicted early. Because he was "fit" (and honeslty I don't see it at all) he became a potential winner for doing very little. And he said "dude" too much.
 
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