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Can Anyone Come Out and Play?

Love Child

Love Child

One Love
*knocks on doors*

"Hi, um Mrs Wacky, can Wacky come out and play?"

"No dear, he is busy right now, come back some other time."

"Oh, ok" :(

*Tries another*


Mr.Cassie opens the door

"Yes?"

"Um, oh hi Mr. Cassie, um can Cassie come out to play with me?"

"Don't you know this is a school night, now run along little Love Child"
:(

*knocks on Dr. Dave's House Door*

No one answers. I peer in the window, I see lights on, and movement inside. I knock harder and ring the doorbell, still no answer.
He is probably passed out in the bathroom or something. :(
I turn to walk away and then I hear Dave calling "Love child, Wallllliiiiiiiiitttt"
Or something strange like that.
Did he say "wallllllliiiiiit?" I say to myself.
"Check this out! Emma Watson is drinking a Corona!"
"Wtf Dave? You ran after me to tell me that?" I reply
"Yeah" He says, out of breath.
"Can you play Dave?" I ask
"No"
"Oh Ok"
"Bye Love Child"
"Bye Dr. Dave"
 
I had to go cus an episode of Perry Mason was on, it was a lost episode where Perry fisted Della, while driveing to a court hearing.
 
I walk over to Eggs house to see if he is home. He always plays with me. I knock on his door and Mrs. Eggs answers-Or maybe it was his dad, I'm not sure, I think he was in drag.
"Hi Mr.Eggs, Can Eggs come out and play?"
"Do you have 75,000 posts like Wacky, Mirah?"
I look at the ground, "No"
"Well I'm sorry Mirah, Eggs can't come out to play"

I look down the street at Mentalist's House. They are on vacation, I know they are not home. But I see something strange anyway, and I decide to check it out.
 
I walk over to Mentalist's house and see the garage door slightly open. The cleaning people I think, but then I hear strange noises. And suddenly the door opens. Mentalist is inside with some friends of his! Maybe they'll play with me!
"Mirah! What are you doing here?!"
"Mentalist! What are YOU doing here?!" I ask, "Can you play?"
"Not right now Mirah, I'm busy, can't you see?"
"But, but" I stammer wanting to ask what he is doing in his garage if his parents are on vacation but he shooos me out, while at the same time trying to cover things up on a table.

I hear laughter as I leave.
 
Just then I hear my Mom Calling. "Mirah! Its time to eat!"
"But Mom!"
"No Buts! Come on in Little Girl!"
"Mom"
"No whining either, now I made your favorite!"

I walk in the house and see some sort of meat and potatoes, Not My Favorite! She lied to me! And Not only that she is watching Re Runs of BB! AGAIN! I grumble and sit down to eat my meal as I see everyone come outside and start to play. :(
 
did you see a ball gag on the Menty's table?
 
I sat at the dinner table with my mom, and then I blurted something out.
"I pushed Jimmy into the creek today Mom!"
"WHAT? Why would you say something like that child? I know you didn't do this because Jimmy was with me all day."
"Its called trolling" I said simply.
"Where did you hear that?"
"From my friends!" I replied with a smile on my face.
"No its not Mirah, Its called Lying, and I want you to go to your room now."
"But I'm not done with my dinner!"
"NOW" She said.
"I left you a piece of choclate cake on your desk"
I went into my room and there was no chocolate cake.
"Mommy, I don't see the cake! Where is it? Did you forget about it?"
"No dear" She said, "I was trolling you"
 
Next time knock on my window and I'll sneak out!
 
I really would have come out and played, if it was not for the fisting.
 
Ironically, I was busy posting on the Mine Field.
 
I could of played, but no one knocked on my door.

:(
 
Does she even know where your house is?
 
That's a bit emo.
 
As long as he doesn't cut himself, were fine.
 
Why cut myself when there's so many other people to cut?
 
I've never really seen the appeal of hurting other people. Not physically, anyway.
 
There are people that make it very appealing.
 
But then you become what you hate.
 
dark,sad, full of rage.
 
Yeah, plus there's that whole prison thing to deal with...
 
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