CAN DATA SMELL?

[Archibald Nixon]

True. His goal was to be human, and it's difficult to be human with a phaserdick.

But it isn't difficult to be AWESOME.

 

[Donovan]

He did however shoot the occasional photon torpedo out his ass.

Which he could clearly smell...
That's what killed Wesley.

 

[Yub]

Welsey never died, he turned into an energy being to watch female cadets in the showers.

 

[Donovan]

Welsey never died, he turned into an energy being to watch female cadets in the showers.

That's a dirty lie, everybody knows Wesley bats left-handed. That's why he wore that rainbow tunic all the damn time. And hung out with a super-pale freak who wasn't exactly human. They were the Jacko and MacAuley of the 25th century...

 

[Cassie]

WESLEY HAD A CUTE BUTT

 

[Donovan]

WESLEY HAD A CUTE BUTT

Most twinks do, that's why they're twinks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish we'd seen Data trying to tune the radio with his nipples like Kryten.

 

[The Tomtrek]

One was for body temperature!

 

[CaptainWacky]

UH OH, RIMMER JUST WALKED IN...