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Can Fuddlemiff Dance?

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For many years I have wondered.

Now, we decide!
 
Fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques. Though I can't really get the hang of the superman dance. :(

I voted Jedward. Because they're twins and I like twins.
 
He can dance if he wants to, he can leave his friends behind, cause his friends don't dance, and if they don't dance then their not his friends really and can just fuck right off.
 
"Superfly floor-greasing machine" sounds sexy.
 
I went with porridge because he makes me feel like Goldilocks.
 
Hats for bats with limps.
 
He eats potato slices.
 
While danceing?

Is he mad?
 
He's dancing crazy.
 
He's burning a groove all the way to Xanadu!
 
We need to see his metal feet in action to get a true test
 
WHERE'S THE VIDEO?
 
Here I am dancing to metal, naked (there's a shameful lack of dancers with metal feet on youtube).

[YOUTUBE]OZzpFYAodsU[/YOUTUBE]
 
It's official. Everything is now on the internet.
 
There are no trampolining Jedi midgets in Snuggies!
 
And the world is a poorer place.

Simon Cowell should sort that out.
 
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